Getting Rid Of Your Strawman

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Have anyone heard about, or looked into this?

Apparently, you dont have to pay most debts, fines, and laws. yall might want to read your birth certificates closely.

http://yourstrawman.com/

None of this was your fault. It happened because your parents were fooled into thinking that they needed to register your birth and get a birth certificate for you. So, they APPLIED for a birth certificate, not understanding what would happen when they did. Well then, what did happen? According to the Local Authority:

1. They lost ownership of their baby (you).
2. They allowed a strawman to be created.



So, what is a strawman? A strawman is a fictitious legal entity, created with the hope that as the child grows up, he will be fooled into believing that he is actually the strawman (which he most definitely is not) and pay all sorts of imaginary costs and liabilities which get attached to the strawman by con artists.

How is a strawman created? Well the mechanism involves that unnecessary birth certificate which the parents imagine is about, and belongs to, their baby (neither of which is actually true). If the baby has been named James and the family name is Martin, then you would expect the birth certificate to have the name James Martin written on it. If that is what is written on it, then all is well and it is a genuine birth certificate. However, if any other name is there, then the document is not a birth certificate but instead is the creation of a strawman masquerading as James Martin. The alternative entries might be any of the following examples: "JAMES MARTIN", "Mr James Martin", "Martin, Mr James" or anything else which is not exactly "James Martin" and nothing else.

Why create a strawman? The answer is 'in order to charge the strawman imaginary costs and penalties and fool the human James Martin into paying those amounts'. These imaginary charges include 'Income Tax', 'Council Tax', 'Inheritance Tax', 'Capital-Gains Tax', 'Road Tax', 'Import Tax', 'Value-Added Tax', 'Fuel Levy', 'Loan Interest', 'Bank Charges' and anything else that full-time professionals can think up and are confident that you will not notice that you never agreed to pay and don't need to pay.
 

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Declaring your nationality is the divine order of today. Vital statistics keeps 2 records of birth. Either a birth certificate or birth record. You want the birth record. Never sign the birth certificate as you are awarding the state as the prime custodial over child. Even a marriage certificates creates a strawman. When it comes to income tax, read Title 26 of the USC. It doesn't apply to you. They fraudulently make you say through the 1040's...etc that what you are receiving as compensation is called income, but it's pecuniary wages which cannot be tax. Unless you're making a capital gains off an investment, you have no income.

People laugh when I say I don't pay taxes. Cus I don't.
 

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Declaring your nationality is the divine order of today. Vital statistics keeps 2 records of birth. Either a birth certificate or birth record. You want the birth record. Never sign the birth certificate as you are awarding the state as the prime custodial over child. Even a marriage certificates creates a strawman. When it comes to income tax, read Title 26 of the USC. It doesn't apply to you. They fraudulently make you say through the 1040's...etc that what you are receiving as compensation is called income, but it's pecuniary wages which cannot be tax. Unless you're making a capital gains off an investment, you have no income.

People laugh when I say I don't pay taxes. Cus I don't.


:ooh::ohhh::ooh::ohhh:

So do you do everything else as well, like discharge your debt and not have any form of id and shyt?

So with your job, how do you make money...or do you not need money because of the strawman
 

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And will someone try and kill you if you do this, because this really makes me want to write some letters to a couple financial institutions
 

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More importantly how much time in jail did you spend after doing all of this?

Exactly, my brother and a couple of other idiots were on this hustle a few years back. Even if it is legit the govt will not let the average nikka get away with all this loophole bullshyt.
 

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Go ahead and try this shyt breh. Report back on how it went.

From birth we've been slaves but who cares? fukk bytches, get money!
 

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Have anyone heard about, or looked into this?

Apparently, you dont have to pay most debts, fines, and laws. yall might want to read your birth certificates closely.

http://yourstrawman.com/

None of this was your fault. It happened because your parents were fooled into thinking that they needed to register your birth and get a birth certificate for you. So, they APPLIED for a birth certificate, not understanding what would happen when they did. Well then, what did happen? According to the Local Authority:

1. They lost ownership of their baby (you).
2. They allowed a strawman to be created.



So, what is a strawman? A strawman is a fictitious legal entity, created with the hope that as the child grows up, he will be fooled into believing that he is actually the strawman (which he most definitely is not) and pay all sorts of imaginary costs and liabilities which get attached to the strawman by con artists.

How is a strawman created? Well the mechanism involves that unnecessary birth certificate which the parents imagine is about, and belongs to, their baby (neither of which is actually true). If the baby has been named James and the family name is Martin, then you would expect the birth certificate to have the name James Martin written on it. If that is what is written on it, then all is well and it is a genuine birth certificate. However, if any other name is there, then the document is not a birth certificate but instead is the creation of a strawman masquerading as James Martin. The alternative entries might be any of the following examples: "JAMES MARTIN", "Mr James Martin", "Martin, Mr James" or anything else which is not exactly "James Martin" and nothing else.

Why create a strawman? The answer is 'in order to charge the strawman imaginary costs and penalties and fool the human James Martin into paying those amounts'. These imaginary charges include 'Income Tax', 'Council Tax', 'Inheritance Tax', 'Capital-Gains Tax', 'Road Tax', 'Import Tax', 'Value-Added Tax', 'Fuel Levy', 'Loan Interest', 'Bank Charges' and anything else that full-time professionals can think up and are confident that you will not notice that you never agreed to pay and don't need to pay.
i don't know my dude! it seems like i get asked to show my birth certificate 4 practically everything i ever signed up for in my adult life!
 

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there was a very good lecture on this by an englishman but i cant seem to find the video anymore
 

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Declaring your nationality is the divine order of today. Vital statistics keeps 2 records of birth. Either a birth certificate or birth record. You want the birth record. Never sign the birth certificate as you are awarding the state as the prime custodial over child. Even a marriage certificates creates a strawman. When it comes to income tax, read Title 26 of the USC. It doesn't apply to you. They fraudulently make you say through the 1040's...etc that what you are receiving as compensation is called income, but it's pecuniary wages which cannot be tax. Unless you're making a capital gains off an investment, you have no income.

People laugh when I say I don't pay taxes. Cus I don't.

fukk what all them codes say. Wesley Snipes tried to use that defense. I don't pay taxes either, but please believe if they audit a nikka you will be charged accordingly. And after that you better play dumb, because if you hit em with that bullshyt, you will be charged with tax fraud.
 
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