Getting Drunk And Telling Your Life Story To a Jump

[OPTiMO]

im here on my patio smoking this bytch is inside



i been drinking c-mo, and i just got far too deep into my life, this bytch is prolly inside like " this dude is nuts...."


i noticed the last few times whenever i get drunk i start trying to spit gospel to anyone who is around me.



i need to stop drinking.

 

[Rawtid]

Yall go together now. Sorry and/or Congrats!

 

[RawDogBandit]

Happens to the best of us brah. And no she doesn't think you're crazy. She's starting to think you're the one since you opened up to her about your life.

Good Luck

 

[OPTiMO]

Happens to the best of us brah. And no she doesn't think you're crazy. She's starting to think you're the one since you opened up to her about your life.

Good Luck

i kinda made this thread out of reaction... this girl is def drunk too. i just smashed and she was laying there like the while time hahah.

 

[Kalik]

i kinda made this thread out of reaction... this girl is def drunk too. i just smashed and she was laying there like the while time hahah.

Spoiler

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Happens to the best of us brah. And no she doesn't think you're crazy. She's starting to think you're the one since you opened up to her about your life.

Good Luck

Pretty much this. She wants to save you now, and she believes her p*ssy is the only way to make it happen. Don't let her down, breh.

 

[DreadHead P]

we all been there before

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Soon as sh!t goes sour them hoes wanna throw whatever you tell them back in your face at some point.

"I see why your mommy loved your sister more"

"You the same dumbass that got caught trying to steal from your job"

I've seen it too many times when a chick tries to clown a dude in front of his friends and shyt off some shyt he told her when he was just or just fresh out the pu$$y.

I'll talk to a broad about Movies, Music, Sports, Fashion, her rachet friends but we ain't talking about the kid

 

[The Jewnited States]

i've done this too many times



































bout to go cop a handle of cheap rum

 

[Born2BKing]

Brings this to mind

 

[Kap Kapperson]

Soon as sh!t goes sour them hoes wanna throw whatever you tell them back in your face at some point.

"I see why your mommy loved your sister more"

"You the same dumbass that got caught trying to steal from your job"

I've seen it too many times when a chick tries to clown a dude in front of his friends and shyt off some shyt he told her when he was just or just fresh out the pu$$y.

I'll talk to a broad about Movies, Music, Sports, Fashion, her rachet friends but we ain't talking about the kid

Raps, I bust em
Problems with my life, don't discuss em
Coupes and leer jets, I lust em

$pitta

 

[DreadHead P]

"my peoples sleepin in coffins, i miss em, I'm breakin down/ In front of a bad bytch i'm supposed to be takin down" - Crooked I

those words are all too real, especially back in my pill poppin days

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

don't nobody give a shyt

 

[Mowgli]

Ugh. How embarrassingly mortifying. I have a relative who did this. I hooked him up with a sure thing when he was in town. This dude gets faded and starts talkin about his x and how messed up he is over her. Then concludes the story by askin ol girl if he can go down on her. Humiliating. Im like you must get that from your other side of the family.

 

[OPTiMO]

wake up this morning and this girl now knows far to much about me and my childhood... i must play this smartly