Getting A Bummy Cart @ the Grocery Story Unnaprec

[EQ.]

Sh!t looked in good condition when i got it,everything is smooth till i hit isle 7 this muhfukkking cart decides to have a seizure and the front wheel is on some possessed/retarded movements, i gotta talk to the thing like

Equanimity : "Yo chill B!"
Random Shoppers whispering: this goofy muhfukka can't pick a decent cart

Equanimity: "Ayo why you playing me cart?"

Grocery Store Employee: *daps cart when Equanimity isn't looking *

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[colicolicoli]

I swear the best threads on this site is about the little nuisances in life.

 

[Obtain Knowledge]

Yeah, I can't stand when that happens, especially if it happens a couple of more times after I've put the bum cart back. I be looking at the bummy carts like but once I get one that works, I be like

 

[SumBlackguyz]

The cart with the wheels that sound like you rattling bowling balls in a metal trash can, have the whole store looking at you like

The cart that shocks you every 3 steps

The cart that cant go straight and always veers to the side

 

[Rigamortus]

The cart with the wheels that sound like you rattling bowling balls in a metal trash can, have the whole store looking at you like

The cart that cant go straight and always veers to the side

I swear nine times outta ten I end up getting one of these.

 

[innocentdevil]

And having too much pride to turn around and grab a new one

 

[homiedontplaydat]

Nah that bytch is going back til i get a good one. My record is 6 attempts

 

[EQ.]

And having too much pride to turn around and grab a new one

It aint even pride sometimes, jus the sheer effort of having to push the sh!t back , move the food over to the new cart, finish shopping then push that sh!t to the counters gotta a nikka like

 

[EQ.]

The cart that cant go straight and always veers to the side

Everytime Sometimes i get this and the cart with the stutter step combined, im like "who the fukk they got doing maintenance on these muhfukkas, stevie wonder? "

 

[SumBlackguyz]

It aint even pride sometimes, jus the sheer effort of having to push the sh!t back , move the food over to the new cart, finish shopping then push that sh!t to the counters gotta a nikka like

Then you get back to get another one, and they stuck together

 

[Bows Jones]

I thought I was the only one that gets a bad cart almost every damn time I go in a store

 

[porque]

Sh!t looked in good condition when i got it,everything is smooth till i hit isle 7 this muhfukkking cart decides to have a seizure and the front wheel is on some possessed/retarded movements

 

[ThugLife]

When you finally get that cart dat works doe

 

[K-Deini]

was at shoprite the other day and noticed when i was putting my cart back that the majority of these shyts still had a quarter in em. whoever working the lot gotta make an easy 20 bucks a day just taking them shyts out. hustling like tom hanks in the terminal.

 

[Sad Bunny]

I never change carts either