At 12:10 this afternoon I get a call at my desk, I pick up and someone says real fast “Come out front I got da uber”…I’m like wtf so I hang up thinking it’s the wrong number. They call back and breh like “Why you hang up on me? It’s me Kev”…So I’m like oooohh whats good, he tells me to come out so he can treat me to lunch so I’m like bet I’ll be right down. I walk out the front doors and breh in a yellow kia uber hanging out the window like
laughing wit a big ass smile on his face 
. So I hop in the car and the driver ends up taking us on the freeway so I look at breh and im like, yo where we going? He don’t know either so he asks the driver “Yo my mans, on the border restaurant the other way yo”…the driver pulls the damn car over on the freeway , parks it then turns around in his seat and says “On the border?
You said barns and noble book store didn’t you my friend?” my boy said “
Aye my mans, how you confuse on the border with barns and noble? We cant eat books, Fuk wrong with you”..then the driver raises his hand and says “WATCH HOW YOU SPEAKA TO ME..WATCH TONE SIR PLEASE!!”…im sitting there like “ 
“and before things can get outta hand I just intervene and say “man can you please just drive me back to my job, I’ll pay just take me back to my job” and before hameed can respond my ex-boss punches the back of the passenger seat head rest and screams “AYO WORD 2 MOTHA, TAKE US TO ON DA BORDER OR IMA FADE YOU MY MAN”….the driver unbuckles his seat belt and literally turns all the way around in his seat, breh is now sitting with his knees in his seat facing us “FADE? WHAT IS THIS FADE? GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW..NOWWWW
!”…so I hop out the whip, mind you we are on the side of the freeway..I walk around to open my boys car door for him to get out and the nikka shuts it and starts screaming at hackmeed…now they going back and fourth and the car shaking..now im like WTF
this nikka wildn..so I walk back to the car and look into the car to see whats happening and WHY these nikkas kicking each other, hackmeed turned around throwing kicks and my boy kicking from the backseat..so I say fuk it and start walking back towards the on ramp when I start hearing screaming, I turn around and hackmeed got the sunroof open and is hanging out the sunroof like
and my boy is outside the car, they throwing blows at each other..now im running up the freeway like
cause I know someone called the police, so i dip out like…..When i get to the onramp of the freeway i glance back one last time and all i see is the break lights going on and off and the car shaking..did this nikka go back in the whip?
I get back to the office sweaty and hungry as hell..da fuk brehs.
. So I hop in the car and the driver ends up taking us on the freeway so I look at breh and im like, yo where we going? He don’t know either so he asks the driver “Yo my mans, on the border restaurant the other way yo”…the driver pulls the damn car over on the freeway , parks it then turns around in his seat and says “On the border? You said barns and noble book store didn’t you my friend?” my boy said “Aye my mans, how you confuse on the border with barns and noble? We cant eat books, Fuk wrong with you”..then the driver raises his hand and says “WATCH HOW YOU SPEAKA TO ME..WATCH TONE SIR PLEASE!!”…im sitting there like “ “and before things can get outta hand I just intervene and say “man can you please just drive me back to my job, I’ll pay just take me back to my job” and before hameed can respond my ex-boss punches the back of the passenger seat head rest and screams “AYO WORD 2 MOTHA, TAKE US TO ON DA BORDER OR IMA FADE YOU MY MAN”….the driver unbuckles his seat belt and literally turns all the way around in his seat, breh is now sitting with his knees in his seat facing us “FADE? WHAT IS THIS FADE? GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW..NOWWWW!”…so I hop out the whip, mind you we are on the side of the freeway..I walk around to open my boys car door for him to get out and the nikka shuts it and starts screaming at hackmeed…now they going back and fourth and the car shaking..now im like WTF this nikka wildn..so I walk back to the car and look into the car to see whats happening and WHY these nikkas kicking each other, hackmeed turned around throwing kicks and my boy kicking from the backseat..so I say fuk it and start walking back towards the on ramp when I start hearing screaming, I turn around and hackmeed got the sunroof open and is hanging out the sunroof like
I get back to the office sweaty and hungry as hell..da fuk brehs.
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