I'd be playing in so quick
"Yall stupid bytches need to leave me and my girl alone. We're in a commited relationship that none of yall will ever break. Matter of fact I'm considering putting a baby in her, right babe?
"
Then I'm bouncing the same night while she's sleeping after giving her the coma-inducing dikk. Put a restraining order on her, maybe press charges. Stay strapped for a while too.
Bet this dude had warning signs but ignored them because of that crazy creaming p*ssy.