Gentlemen and Ladies…

[Paul-Heyman]

My name is PAUL HEYMAN! And I am the very best friend of YOUR REIGNING DEFENDING TSC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, @CM Punk !


And as the very best friend of YOUR champion, let us all give a round of applause and show our appreciation to the man that defeated the millennial era.


Show your appreciation to your champion that ended the dreams of a small little boy that still lives in his mother’s basement driving his mother’s Tesla.

Mister Hangman Adam Page, you would have made a fantastic European champion during the Sunday night heat era of wrestling, but alas it is time to send this horse to the back of the barn.

ALL HAIL YOUR NEW ALL ELITE WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….. @CM Punk !!!!

 

[CM Punk]

 

[Tres Leches]

 

[LastManStanding]

tiny hands, soft ass, little bytch who thinks he's a tough guy

 

[Max.]

 

[Flex Luger]

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Punk is definitely getting a long reign…no?

 

[FS4LFE]

salute to him. He looked grateful. At least he can end his ring career on better terms.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

F4WOnline.com reports that WWE officials are considering taking the WWE Championship off CM Punk due to ‘terrible ratings patterns’ for his weekly segments on Raw.

The matter was broached prior to Sunday’s WWE TLC pay-per-view event, which saw Punk ultimately retain the strap in a Triple Threat Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match against Alberto Del Rio and The Miz. The trend of lackluster ratings for his segments continued the following night on Raw as the program’s overrun, which saw the Straight Edge Superstar, Daniel Bryan and Zack Ryder overcame The Miz, Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler, only a gain 59,000 viewers.

Punk’s reaction to all this has been notable too. On last week’s Raw he came out to cut a heel promo. Coming off as more annoyed than usual, an angry Punk complained about the “dismal three hour Raws” and then informed any people watching at home to change the channel if they didn’t like him. (Going by the abysmal rating of that show, via PWTorch, it seems like at least some people listened).

This is with whom you want to place your faith

 

[prophecypro]

Damn Punk gets people worked up

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Wrong person you acknowledging by the way

 

[MenacingMonk]

Summer of Punk 4.0 incoming.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Summer of Punk 4.0 incoming.

 

[BlackAchilles]

tiny hands, soft ass, little bytch who thinks he's a tough guy

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete

 

[Metal Face]

CM GOAT byke on top of the wrestling world