- Tim Allen as the douchebag captain that steals all the glory.
- Alan Rickman who is on the Uber Hans Guber shyt of being a unappreciated classically trained actor with a corny ass catchphrase
- Sigourney Weaver as the PAWG, who's only main role on the ship, is to repeat what the computer says.
- That one dude from Monk, who is baked out of his mind but somehow is responsible for engineering.
- Sam Rockwell always afraid he is going to get popped because he was a extra on the tv show.
- And Chill from House Party 1 & 2, who seemingly cannot drive
Allen goes "Bring me a Coke", , "Nuke the fukker, I am out."
Aliens are like
So they send him home in a space condom, and Allen is shook finding out this was the real deal. The next day they come back saying Seras is still alive, and they need his help again because he wants to on their asses. So the others tag along and fukkery ensues.
Vastly underrated piff that needs to be watched.