Funny characters from your childhood?

[Dixon Cider]

I remember about 4th grade I had math class with Mr. T. and he looked like booker t mixed with bernie mack with a juice drippin jheri curl. This had to have been like '93-'94
And this nikka had buldging bug eyes always red and sneezing and juices flowing out the eyeballs and noses runnin thru them tissues. Everyday all class he be sneezing like he was allergic to children. Had
Me in the back of the class picking out my own eye boogers. Take a paper up to his desk and he be chompin on some fruit with the eyes juicing and buldging with the juice drippin off the curls. He go thru a sneeze,a wet eye buldge all over ya paper.

Spoiler: Mr. T

Name a story about someone in your past you never saw again and something triggered you to remember that person for their peculier ways.

 

[Dixon Cider]

@Guwop
@charmander
@stomachlines @GetyourWalkonENYCE

 

[charmander]

@Guwop
@charmander
@stomachlines @GetyourWalkonENYCE

i came i saw i conquered

been jumped off the porch on my mama

 

[Dixon Cider]

i came i saw i conquered

been jumped off the porch on my mama

Lordington ​

 

[I love Latina women]

 

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@AVthaPHARAOH

 

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@Cheech&Chong

 

[Loop Ba$eCrawler]

Had a new kid move into the next neighborhood and he rode the same school bus but was always quiet. One day in the winter that year we ended up playing basketball in his driveway cause his parents were loaded with money and had a nice basketball hoop put up..And he lived next to another good friend of mine that said he's cool.

The games were going cool until the kid said something semi funny to another kid that looked like a tinier Kevin Hart with muscles and a flat top. Tiny Kevin Hart said "Shut yo dikk lips up". Everybody went silent cause we all noticed his oversized lips but didn't wanna crack on him since he was new. He looked like Macauley Caulken but with potato head lips and since it was extra cold his lips were extra red and covered in sweat from playing. After the silence, another dude blurted out "dikk LIPS" and everybody started laughing hard. dikk lips did the nervous laughter and asking if we can just get back to the game. The rest of the day was nothing but jokes about blowjobs and his lips just to psyche him out in every game. From that time forward I never saw him on the bus again and saw him in school only like once again.

 

[Dixon Cider]

Had a new kid move into the next neighborhood and he rode the same school bus but was always quiet. One day in the winter that year we ended up playing basketball in his driveway cause his parents were loaded with money and had a nice basketball hoop put up..And he lived next to another good friend of mine that said he's cool.

The games were going cool until the kid said something semi funny to another kid that looked like a tinier Kevin Hart with muscles and a flat top. Tiny Kevin Hart said "Shut yo dikk lips up". Everybody went silent cause we all noticed his oversized lips but didn't wanna crack on him since he was new. He looked like Macauley Caulken but with potato head lips and since it was extra cold his lips were extra red and covered in sweat from playing. After the silence, another dude blurted out "dikk LIPS" and everybody started laughing hard. dikk lips did the nervous laughter and asking if we can just get back to the game. The rest of the day was nothing but jokes about blowjobs and his lips just to psyche him out in every game. From that time forward I never saw him on the bus again and saw him in school only like once again.

Dikk lips

 

[LezJepzin]

Saw a dude the other day on facebook I haven't seen since the last week of school when I was in the sixth grade like

He was one of those kids who always got in trouble because he didn't know how to shut up. Short and scrawny CAC that got me in trouble too because he always tried to pull you in dumb shyt like mouthing off at teachers and trying to start food fights in the lunch room.

During the last week of school, our class went over to the nearby park for our end of the year picnic and pool party at the local pool and this dude was just going in on everyone all day. Talking shyt like he knew he wasn't going to ever have another shot at clowning dudes ever again

Well he got a little too relaxed while we were walking back to the school and we all saw the huge brown mark in his light blue shorts. This muthafukka shytted on himself something serious. He went from all day to while everyone else including some of the parent volunteers went from to

To make matters worse, he was the only one in our class that didn't graduate from the sixth grade.

Dude really went M.I.A. for 21 years after that until I saw him added by my homie on fb last week.

 

[Pifferry]

There was this white crackhead we would fukk with because she was mean and we thought it was funny but it wasn't so I quit after awhile and the older I got when I would see her around I would just get sad, she came down by the church a few times to stand in the hallway but always left (I'm an atheist just to clarify), I think she became homeless
Okay that wasn't a funny character or story but this thread reminded me of that.
I'm sorry

 

[mannie flavours]

Had a teacher back in high school who my friend said looked like a daddy long leg lol I was like , just didn't see it. Like how tf can someone look like a daddy long leg?!

Then one day I saw it dude really did look like a spiderhe was tall, skinny, had that skin and had them eyes lol.

He was nice but had the driest sense of humor and his version of "candy" for us was life savor mints lol smh. My friends and I always tried getting him to sit with us at lunch and tried to get him to loosen up and say different slang terms lol but he'd always say "why do I get the feeling that you guys are trying to lead me down a path I don't want to go down?"

At the end of the year he surprised us all though he kind of gave a speech to the class about what a good year it was and wished us all luck then finished by saying " chhyyyeeaaa boiii!!! " the whole class lossed it lol deff unexpected.

 

[Dixon Cider]

Spoiler: Mr. T

@LezJepzin
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Lemme cook up a story

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