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[A Pimp Named Slickback]

"My bytch bad like battle rappers that make albums" - Denzel Curry

"My girl got a big purse with a purse in it
And her p*ssy so clean I can go to church in it" - 2 Chainz

"Hoes get fukked and sent home early just like the Clippers" - Freddie Gibbs

"Soulo found the loud and lit it back woods
Back to back, it's like I'm mad at Meek" - Ab Soul

"nikkas call me "Hi-C" because I'm high, as you can see
nikkas say they paid they dues; well, I'm checking your receipt
Might as well go stupid since this is a stupid beat
Grab the owl out the tree, and ask that bytch, "Who but me?" " - Lil Wayne

 

[Grand_Verbalizer]

This line randomly popped in my head today ...

She talkin' 'bout that ain't fair
bytch that's two dollars, fukk you mean, "that ain't fare?"

P

 

[lvrker]

Kanye - Diamonds From Sierra Leone
“If a stripper named Porscha and you get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan”

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

Bump

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Wanna hit it from the back, she agreed that I'm looney, but proceeded to moon me

 

[KnickstapeCity]

Wanna hit it from the back, she agreed that I'm looney, but proceeded to moon me

Killa!

 

[AkaDemiK]

Ask Beavis…..

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

"I eat the p*ssy like a fat man" - Lil Wayne

His penchant for bars like this



2 Chainz said "I kiss ya lady, eat her p*ssy, then kiss the baby"

He be on that p*ssy wordplay shyt too

 

[Pop123]

Nore just randomly, freely riding around with a body stinking in his trunk like it’s legal or sumn…didn’t think to bury it/make it disappear/etc… ASAP and reduce his chances of getting caught with it… just spray some Lysol and light an incense…yeah. Matter fact, let me go get some p*ssy and just leave it in there. Take a nice shower after, freshen up, little dinner…then go show Nas for some reason.

That nig Nas was like , the fukk you bring him to me for? The fukk you think I can do?!!

 

[KingTxo]

Staring at a trampoline, made my eyes jump - Lil Wayne