fukked up story my dad said about Turkey in the 70s-80s

[Geek Nasty]

I forgot to post this, but over Thanksgiving he was chopping it up with another uncle who was in the army. They were talking about some bazaar or some shyt near a military base in Turkey where people would go shopping. They always told soldiers to NEVER go down there alone. I guess it was a real boring assignment, so people would still go down there because there wasn't shyt to do besides play pool.

Anyway, his white sergeant went down there alone and got the:

So, lots of soldiers were shook, but next time they went down there one of the merchants told him "Nah, you can come down here alone because you're black. We know about your struggle."

He was like after that

 

[LightSkinYeshua]

ur a bad story teller

 

[BlackPrint]

Idk breh if they choppin whiteboys down they for damn sure don’t care about no nikkas lol


I woulda been like oh cool

 

[Calmye]

I forgot to post this, but over Thanksgiving he was chopping it up with another uncle who was in the army. They were talking about some bazaar or some shyt near a military base in Turkey where people would go shopping. They always told soldiers to NEVER go down there alone. I guess it was a real boring assignment, so people would still go down there because there wasn't shyt to do besides play pool.

Anyway, his white sergeant went down there alone and got the:

So, lots of soldiers were shook, but next time they went down there one of the merchants told him "Nah, you can come down here alone because you're black. We know about your struggle."

He was like after that

breh

 

[NVious]

Tell anti climactic stories brehs.

 

[Calmye]

Idk breh if they choppin whiteboys down they for damn sure don’t care about no nikkas lol


I woulda been like oh cool

stop putting Cacs over you breh

 

[fortheblessings]

boo this nikka boo

 

[Calmye]

boo this nikka boo

Why?

 

[Geek Nasty]

ur a bad story teller

T'was the year 1981 of our Lord,
The great army of the Americas had stationed its troops,
Drawn taught as a bowstring,
Facing the united armies of the Red Bear.

My father, then a young man and the child of simple farmers,
Found himself transcribed for service in the land of the Crescent God,
Where the Warriors of the Sabre once did battle under the flag of Xerces.
And smote the children of Zeus at Sardonia.

It was there that a cave dweller broke the sacred laws,
And traveled to the local bazaar without a liege.
There he was fallen upon by Persian warriors,
And slain on a cheap, dusty ass rug.

But, being of the Ancient Blood,
A man with skin a dark as the Awakening Bean,
My father was granted free passage,
So that he too could purchase cheap ass rugs.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Yall talked about Turkey on Thanksgiving

 

[General Mills]

Might be the same bazaar we visited when I was in the Navy. We had one of the brehs rob these prostitutes but he got chased by their pimps.

Breh got caught and had to do some time in a Turkish jail.


I thank gawd he did not snitch on us.
The General Mills Chronicles.

 

[Bumblebreh]

I forgot to post this, but over Thanksgiving he was chopping it up with another uncle who was in the army. They were talking about some bazaar or some shyt near a military base in Turkey where people would go shopping. They always told soldiers to NEVER go down there alone. I guess it was a real boring assignment, so people would still go down there because there wasn't shyt to do besides play pool.

Anyway, his white sergeant went down there alone and got the:

So, lots of soldiers were shook, but next time they went down there one of the merchants told him "Nah, you can come down here alone because you're black. We know about your struggle."

He was like after that

should have asked your old man if he smashed any hairy foreign pawgs

 

[MaxPain]

Dunno too much about Turkish people but the few Turk women I met were tannish with some booty and had big ass noses. Oh and loved black dikk

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

This story had hella potential. Daps for givin it a shot but u definitely missed both free throws

 

[GreenGrass]

hookahs and women, brehs

visit turkey, brehs