Free Full Course Dinner With Jay-Z....

[Oatmeal]

But Beyonce is in the kitchen cooking

...you gonna finish the whole meal and still be able to pick up gems from Hov or are you gonna have to excuse yourself to sneak out the bathroom window?

You can even invite a guest if you dont want to just talk with Jay...But both of y'all still gotta eat

Spoiler

Unicorn Macaroni & Cheese

Eggs, Shrimp, and Pea Gel

Dressing

Banana Pudding

Creole Cake

???

Steak

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

Nah fukk that. Spoiler that shyt

 

[TL15]

 

[analog]

And here I was thinking I was slick cause I wasn't about to fall for a camel joke...

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Whats up with the Coli's obsession with having dinner with a fukking camel? Can we eat with Positive K or some shyt

 

[African_brehda]

People really posted that shyt on social media feeling all proud and shyt?

 

[G-Zeus]

Why would i want "gems" from jayz to begin with? I dont wanna be rapper... rather have a burger with steve stout

 

[Kisame]

 

[badboys11]

what happened to that steak

 

[Oatmeal]

Whats up with the Coli's obsession with having dinner with a fukking camel? Can we eat with Positive K or some shyt

Why would i want "gems" from jayz to begin with? I dont wanna be rapper... rather have a burger with steve stout

Y'all can invite a guest, they got an extra seat at the table since Solange couldn't make it.

 

[Methodical]

That white people food man.

This shyt is "Get Out" type shyt.

..these cacs must be stole their body

 

[ScoopNScore]

how y'all got Bey going full Howtobasic for dinner ? Is the deal off if I'm roasting every struggle plate that come out all them dishes look like food poisoning made into "edible" form

That white people food man.

This shyt is "Get Out" type shyt.

..these cacs must be stole their body

Especially the Pea Gel...for some reason, cacs were obsessed with eating salty Jello for dinner back in the day

 

[Weaver31]

at that food

Pea gel...

 

[JustDoTheWork]

Jigga strikes me as the type who does fine dining because it's expected of him, and i'll assume he's read the 48 laws of power, so it's best to tell him i despise the free meal since it comes with hidden costs, and i'm not the type to wager my stomach on food made by someone who has no evidence in twenty years of being at least decent with the cooking.

 

[King]

Banana Pudding doesn't look uneatable