The 2024-2025 New Orleans Pelicans Season Thread - Brought to you by Blue Cross Blue Shield

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Laugh it up. Zaslav is gonna have y’all doing Inside the Pickleball Association and hosting "Charmed" rerun marathons since he fumbled the NBA




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has been looking like Duke Zion this preseason. According to my sources (Twitter lol), he’s adding mid-range and three point shooting to his game. I’m glad he's finally maturing and recognizing what he needs to do to play at a high level. It took a lot of fat shaming, franchise shaming, and thot shaming, but we’re here.



- BI is trying to get paid

........... but the Pels don’t want to pay him

. I anticipate “DNP – Business Decision” happening a few times this season.


- Trey Murphy just signed a big contract. He’s going to miss the first few games because God forbid the Pelicans start a season healthy.


- CJ should come off the bench but he’s not going to.


- Herb Jones is still one of the best defensive players in the league.

Roster Moves

Spoiler: played out meme

Dejounte Murray was mid with the Hawks but having an actual point guard running the offense for once sounds like a good idea to me.


Naji Marshall, Dyson Daniels, Larry Nance, and my dog Jonas Valanciunas are gone. Willie Green has said that Herb is going to play a lot at center…which tells me that Willie has picked up a Galaxy Gas addiction. But I guess that’s what you have to do when your center options are:


Daniel Theiss – German NPC.

Karlo Matković – Temu Jokic.

Yves Missi – Super green rookie who has shown some promise during the preseason.



Not for long!

Pelican fans and interested bystanders

@Easy-E
@horizon
@taker597
@ALonelyDad
@Electric Relaxation
@NoHalfWay
@DetroitEWarren
@SubZeroDegrees
@blockboy504
@Inertia Creeps
@NOSaintsFan02
As always: #WontBowDown and #fukkEricGordon

 

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has been looking like Duke Zion this preseason. According to my sources (Twitter lol), he’s adding mid-range and three point shooting to his game. I’m glad he's finally maturing and recognizing what he needs to do to play at a high level. It took a lot of fat shaming, franchise shaming, and thot shaming, but we’re here.

False alarm guys he might still be on some bullshyt

At the game BTW

 

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Pelicans should change their jersey patch to Blue Cross/Blue Shield

 

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Pathetic loss to an undermanned team because the only thing this team loves more than not shooting 3s is turning the ball over. And now Herb might be hurt .

At least Missi is looking like a steal.


Also...I think I fukked up the notifications in the original post


@Easy-E @horizon @taker597 @ALonelyDad @Electric Relaxation @SubZeroDegrees @DetroitEWarren @blockboy504 @Inertia Creeps @NOSaintsFan02

 

[horizon]

Ready for a new coach

 

[Easy-E]

Pathetic loss to an undermanned team because the only thing this team loves more than not shooting 3s is turning the ball over. And now Herb might be hurt .

At least Missi is looking like a steal.

Our biggest opp.

 

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Those Milwaukee picks we got from the Jrue trade are NFT status now

 

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Hawk is out too

 

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Bucks about to hand y'all Dylan Harper

 

[Henry Orbit]

I’m a end up buying another TV if Grant Williams takes another shot

 

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Now Jose is going be out for six weeks for a hamstring issue

 

[Easy-E]

Finally turning on his punk ass

I'm sick of this shyt

 

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These are nice

It would be cool if the team was healthy enough to play in them

 

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Pelicans should change their jersey patch to Blue Cross/Blue Shield

Had to change the thread title to make it more accurate to what's going on.

We're back to these days

 

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Gretna Rondo