For your entertainment.....my worst week ever

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I got suspended from work.

Went to the Galleria yesterday to get some cologne. Saw the male Burberry Touch like mine don't look like that. This is black, mine is brown. I sneak over to the women's section and I see the bottle I got at home. I'd been wearing women's PERFUME for two weeks. It had been in the men's section at Target, but that proves that reading is fundamental.

I think I'm lactose intolerant. I've been eating ice cream and diarrhea follows within a few hours.

I might be an acting supervisor when I get back to work though.

But I ain't holding my breath.

 

[Nintendough]

I feel slightly better about whats going on around me now.

 

[Chief]

No work gives you more time to be on The Coli

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I'm the Houston Astros in this life game at times. But I'm destined to make it back to World Series eventually.

 

[Token]

I'd been wearing women's PERFUME for two weeks. It had been in the men's section at Target, but that proves that reading is fundamental.

Are you serious? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo....





Sidenote: I am so sorry for this tragic week you've been having

 

[CantStop]

So you ton say you suspended from work without going into details?

 

[PortCityProphet]

did the women's smell good at least?

 

[posterchild336]

that perfume part was funny as hell

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

what happened at work?

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Are you serious? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo....





Sidenote: I am so sorry for this tragic week you've been having

Yep. And thanks.

So you ton say you suspended from work without going into details?

I got suspended for unprofessional conduct. It's a two day suspension. Supposedly they were going to terminate me or give me a 14 day suspension but I don't believe that. There's not enough paper on me for that. But basically I told a CAC supervisor I was concerned about some of my peers forcing elderly and handicapped people through the body scanners. She said I "caused a scene" and wrote me up. The suspension followed. Of all the shyt I've gotten away with I get caught up on some bullshyt. There's a whistleblower complaint in there so hopefully they give me that acting supervisor position or I might have to make it official and blow the whistle.

did the women's smell good at least?

Yeah, I got compliments about it, from women.

I hope.

 

[MikelArteta]

Two weeks paid vacation ?

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Two weeks paid vacation ?

I'm a security screener. The lowest of the low. You know damn well I wouldn't be getting paid.

 

[beenz]

I wear woman's deodorant all the time. As long as it keeps me from getting musty then

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

I got suspended for unprofessional conduct. It's a two day suspension. Supposedly they were going to terminate me or give me a 14 day suspension but I don't believe that. There's not enough paper on me for that. But basically I told a CAC supervisor I was concerned about some of my peers forcing elderly and handicapped people through the body scanners. She said I "caused a scene" and wrote me up. The suspension followed. Of all the shyt I've gotten away with I get caught up on some bullshyt. There's a whistleblower complaint in there so hopefully they give me that acting supervisor position or I might have to make it official and blow the whistle.

LOL @ womens perfume. Probably had a couple of dudes reminicing about an ex, when they caught a whiff of you on the street. Probably confused a bunch too

as for the bolded: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBJtzEKetBM

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Made for a woman, but strong enough for a man.

As far as my job goes I'll be going downstairs and doing checked baggage in about two weeks. I just have to make it those two weeks.