For all my voters - official "speech writer" thread

Hussein Fonzarelli

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My fellow Americans

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I'm standing here in front of all you wonderful, hard working people of ________ (insert city name here). It truly is a privilege to be standing here, on this land we built together, the land we built on the shoulders of the giants, on the shoulders of our fathers and mothers who fought for all these freedoms and liberties we enjoy in this country, the greatest country in the free world!

It's been a long hard road in this economy, many of our neighbors lost their jobs, many of the (pause) families, and single mothers (puppy eyes stare to the sky) struggled to put food on their tables and provide for their children. Those children will one day carry this great nation, (raises voice) and it is our job to make sure those children lead a prosperous youth, for they are our greatest (glace across the crowd) asset.

We will provide jobs and impose tax breaks for the middle class, the working force of this great country. We will not tolerate conglomerations and syndicates taking over the mom and pop stores, we will not make it hard for startup business, we will do our best to make sure, that every single citizen lives up to his entrepreneurial spirits and provides for himself, and his family, like only possible in this great country of ours.

Our teachers, firemen, policemen, they will all benefit for our government, for we will do all in our powers to increase their salaries and compensate for their services, instead of letting the rich getting away with shadow tax breaks and offshore fiscal practices.


Ladies and gentlemen, we will endure the hardship of this economy, we will turn this country around and set it on the trails of glory we once were on. God bless you, and may god bless the America!

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zerozero

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Fellow Americans,

Life is hard? fukk you. You open your taps and drinking water comes out of there. You live in fukking paradise.

In conclusion, god bless us all.
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