Flirting with the chubby girl at Burger King appreciation

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Chubby? Come on, be honest :shaq:

She was packing at least 400 pounds, right? Let's crunch some real data here hav. I know you want to :shaq:
 

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Man I did this today at the Zaxbys drive thru, got extra fries :leon:
She wasnt as big as the stats listed above but definitely built tougher than your average slattern.
 
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This remind me, last time I went to burger king I was caught myself flirting wit this cute girl behind the counter; Thing was though, is the bytch kinda had a faint (but noticable ) mustache.I kept thinking, "Damn, if she just shave that shyt off, she would be kinda bad, I should try and upgrade this heffa. she prolly got low self esteem too, I could smash easy :leon: "
So I flirted with her, got her to smile a bit, but I just couldn't get past the mustache, so I didn't get her number. I swear though, if this bytch would've just shaved it off, she would've looked just like Amanada Diva :ohlawd:
 
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This remind me, last time I went to burger king I was caught myself flirting wit this cute girl behind the counter; Thing was though, is the bytch kinda had a faint (but noticable ) mustache.I kept thinking, "Damn, if she just shave that shyt off, she would be kinda bad, I should try and upgrade this heffa. she prolly got low self esteem too, I could smash easy :leon: "
So I flirted with her, got her to smile a bit, but I just couldn't get past the mustache, so I didn't get her number. I swear though, if this bytch would've just shaved it off, she would've looked just like Amanada Diva :ohlawd:

Should have had the :sitdown: with her
 

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This remind me, last time I went to burger king I was caught myself flirting wit this cute girl behind the counter; Thing was though, is the bytch kinda had a faint (but noticable ) mustache.I kept thinking, "Damn, if she just shave that shyt off, she would be kinda bad, I should try and upgrade this heffa. she prolly got low self esteem too, I could smash easy :leon: "
So I flirted with her, got her to smile a bit, but I just couldn't get past the mustache, so I didn't get her number. I swear though, if this bytch would've just shaved it off, she would've looked just like Amanada Diva :ohlawd:

damn this cracks me up for some reason. shyts too real haha.
 
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