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These filthy stanking nasty mother fukkers in the gym don't wash their asses no times! Or just came from taking a dump and leak their remnant shyt juices all over the equipment :pacspit:. If I took a dump that day, I stuff tissue up my butt (no homo) to keep my joints clean.

Ive been slipping on the towel usage but Ima have to cop me one of those quickdries, label it top/bottom (keep the shytty side to the benches :birdman:), and wash it every two nights. I can't be walking around the gym and have people thinking it's me. Walking up the stairs and somebody behind me like :why:
 

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if i take a shyt before the gym i always hop in the shower real quick. sweat + doodoo= :scusthov:

I lift at lunch so can't do that, but I wipe extra thoro and like I said, plug up my joint so I aint leaking. These other dudes (or women :scusthov:) don't
 

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Yea doggie. You cant wipe 100%. Hell, workout or not, I always stuff tissue up my ass post dump. Can't be walking around with shytty drawwws dawwwg :lolbron:
I smell my nuts every time I move

I put deodorant on my nuts pre workout. Won't catch me smelling like crusty crouch like some of these other dudes.
 

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That stuffing tissues up your butt shyt is gay as fukk brah. and disgusting.

That ain't gay shyt, thats man shyt. Pardon the pun. If you broads can stuff tampons up your vaginas, I can line my ass crack with tissue. Not like I'm shoving it up my anus or some shyt.

Another without today, power back and biceps, no shytty boxers. :win: And I just took a dump 15 b4 the session.

And I'm not wiping my ass with no baby wipes.
 

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That ain't gay shyt, thats man shyt. Pardon the pun. If you broads can stuff tampons up your vaginas, I can line my ass crack with tissue. Not like I'm shoving it up my anus or some shyt.

Another without today, power back and biceps, no shytty boxers. :win: And I just took a dump 15 b4 the session.

And I'm not wiping my ass with no baby wipes.
Really? Lets get a show of cosigns?


Who else in here shoves toilet paper up their butts? Anyone?
 
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