Fellas, you're walking with your girl and encounter this scenario:

[morris]

This scenario happens a lot in NYC in the summer

Do you:
A. Look down
B. Try to get a quick peek
C. Abort and let your girl know exactly why you two will wait to go up the stairs/escalator/take the elevator?

Perverts are welcomed to comment as well

 

[Ian Ahbaa f/ Area51]

Depends how fat the ass is

 

[morris]

Depends how fat the ass is

It's enticing.

whatchugon' do?

 

[ALonelyDad]

look past through it but really looking at it

 

[aXiom]

Point it out to her while commenting on how i disagree with her attire and how tasteless it is.. this allows me to look without getting into trouble

 

[jdubnyce]

Look straight at it

Wifey knows I'm going home with her

 

[BlackPrint]

I feel like in 2017, women aren't slapping dudes for peeking anymore.. I've been in this situation several times and half the time, the chick I'm with will acknowledge it jokingly ("Oh you drop something? what you lookin down for lol?")

 

[Ian Ahbaa f/ Area51]

Most likely make a noise like

Then look to my girl for a reaction.
If she gives me the like my ex used to then I know the booty is official and I'd tell my girl to compliment her & see where it goes.

If my girl on some type shyt then I know to take the elevator next time

 

[TRUEST]

the chick ur with will probably give u this look or i know u want that or this if they''re jealous and tired of u always checking out other women.

 

[rbksNgirbauds]

I ain't gone flex, I'd look at the ground, acting like I'm zoned out thinking bout something.

 

[Pete Wrigley]

Point it out to her while commenting on how i disagree with her attire and how tasteless it is.. this allows me to look without getting into trouble

I thought I was the only one that did this

 

[I AM WE ARE]

my girl be looking too,she not gay or nothin but she be pointin out ass

she work part time at this clinic/dr office, so she be pointin out fake asses

 

[Still Benefited]

Ya girl gon fukk you harder when you get home if you look,especially if ol girl look back at it while you looking

 

[Originalman]

D. Take your woman to the mall and get her the same out fit......

 

[intruder]

At least take a quick peek.

Wink at her if I can. I've learned to signal my phone number in Morse code
I just need women to learn the code to receive the signal.