fellas when dropping a chick off at her crib
- Thread starter Mr210
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MikeBrownsJob
Seattle fan since 2013 *deal with it slime*
If you have a hard on put her hand on it. 
or just whip it out and put her hand on it.
or just whip it out and put her hand on it.
Walk her to the door. I leave my truck on just to make it seem like I'm not expecting anything 
lol at this dude right now at the stop light a block away from his chicks house, not knowing what to do.
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
Put the car in park. Dont say a word, just Pull out the condom from the glove compartment with 2 of ya fingers ever so smoothly, then give her the wink and the gun...then you let her choose. She'll get the picture breh.
you need to get your mind right breh. you're overanalyzing shyt. Do what you feel like doing and stop putting so much thought on what she expects you to do, what is "appropriate", etc. Respect yourself, respect her as much as she respects herself and do what you feel within that.
Damn my nikka....
This nikka needs a NFL playbook for a fukking date...
Get your earsets and we'll call the plays from the booth
This nikka needs a NFL playbook for a fukking date...
Get your earsets and we'll call the plays from the booth
RealAssanova
Ethnic Vagitarian
it all depends on whether or not she was interesting enough on the date...otherwise, its 
. No questions asked.
I remember i met this mixed black and native american broad dis past new years that was hard on my jock (or atleast, that's what i intially thought
) at some spot. I took her to da dance floor real quick, got down to da bidness and shorty was all in my ear talmbout "you such a good dancer" and i'm like.."well, you kno what they say...if you can get down on da dance floor, chances are you can get down in da sheets too" 
. Shorty laughs and hits me wit da "babe, i'm not dat easy"..so i'm like 'i never said you are..and besides, i don't like easy' 
.
fast forward bout a week later, and we link up round my neck of da woods. But before dat, i made shorty meet me halfway near my house where i wud scoop her up. Dat day i got a fresh trim, shaved, had on new creps and my swag was just incomprehensible and all i was prayin from the deepest pits of my heart and soul was that shorty would dress to impress. I see da b!tch dressed in a hoody, some gay azz leather pants and like hiking boots. I'm like
. But in the hope dat i was gonna break her off, i wanted to kick it. So we went out and dis whole time da broad was acting cold and distant. So again, i was like 
..cuz dis was da same broad whose puzzy i was strokin on da dancefloor now all of a sudden keepin a distance from me?
So before i link any b!tch, i ALWAYS have my n!gga put on game about a contingency plan incase shyt goes south. So durin da date, i gave my n!gga da all systems go. So homeboy wud call me bout 3x and each time i wud ignore it until the 3rd time, that way i would make it seem as if it is an emergency. I pick up, act shocked and tell shorty i gotta go. She was like 'wahhh wahh what happened?..what am i gonne do..like you just gonne leave me here cuz i don't know this area' and i'm like dats on
.
was a smooth ride home afterwards.
. No questions asked.I remember i met this mixed black and native american broad dis past new years that was hard on my jock (or atleast, that's what i intially thought
) at some spot. I took her to da dance floor real quick, got down to da bidness and shorty was all in my ear talmbout "you such a good dancer" and i'm like.."well, you kno what they say...if you can get down on da dance floor, chances are you can get down in da sheets too" . Shorty laughs and hits me wit da "babe, i'm not dat easy"..so i'm like 'i never said you are..and besides, i don't like easy' .fast forward bout a week later, and we link up round my neck of da woods. But before dat, i made shorty meet me halfway near my house where i wud scoop her up. Dat day i got a fresh trim, shaved, had on new creps and my swag was just incomprehensible and all i was prayin from the deepest pits of my heart and soul was that shorty would dress to impress. I see da b!tch dressed in a hoody, some gay azz leather pants and like hiking boots. I'm like
. But in the hope dat i was gonna break her off, i wanted to kick it. So we went out and dis whole time da broad was acting cold and distant. So again, i was like ..cuz dis was da same broad whose puzzy i was strokin on da dancefloor now all of a sudden keepin a distance from me?So before i link any b!tch, i ALWAYS have my n!gga put on game about a contingency plan incase shyt goes south. So durin da date, i gave my n!gga da all systems go. So homeboy wud call me bout 3x and each time i wud ignore it until the 3rd time, that way i would make it seem as if it is an emergency. I pick up, act shocked and tell shorty i gotta go. She was like 'wahhh wahh what happened?..what am i gonne do..like you just gonne leave me here cuz i don't know this area' and i'm like dats on
.was a smooth ride home afterwards.
Walk her to the door. I leave my truck on just to make it seem like I'm not expecting anything
sometimes I wonder if we all aren't on the same page of just being a$$holes
nikkaS KNOW!