Fellas...this is how you fukking do it. :salute:

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1t1lq4/he_knows/

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Not really

All the attention went to the dog


And dude looks like a rapist

 

[Ego Noir]

They're not even paying attention to him.


He's left to staring at the camera like a buster

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

This is why single men should have small dogs like yorkies. He could have simply picked up the mutt and held it while the chicks pet the dog and are at eye level with dude--pretty much forced to have convo while they pet his bytch.

 

[Scientific Playa]

once had a black lab like his.... never put him on a leash... i detest seeing canines on leashes although I understand certain municipality rules and laws.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

This is why single men should have small dogs like yorkies. He could have simply picked up the mutt and held it while the chicks pet the dog and are at eye level with dude--pretty much forced to have convo while they pet his bytch.

I usually drop my Amex on purpose when I see I fine female

She picks it up
We engage in a fun Convo
I get her number
Then a week later I smash
Take a pic for the coli cause if its not on camera it didn't happen

Then throw her to the bushes

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I usually drop my Amex on purpose when I see I fine female

She picks it up
We engage in a fun Convo
I get her number
Then a week later I smash
Take a pic for the coli cause if its not on camera it didn't happen

Then throw her to the bushes

So she never gives you back your Amex? lol

 

[Thoughts]

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1t1lq4/he_knows/

Stringy upkept haired bummy white girls ....and we can even see their faces. No fukking way I'm :salute'ing this idiot faced creep.

 

[Mr. Negative]

This is why single men should have small dogs like yorkies. He could have simply picked up the mutt and held it while the chicks pet the dog and are at eye level with dude--pretty much forced to have convo while they pet his bytch.

*takes notes*

 

[AJtheOne]

at the way he's lookin at the camera
look like he givin the

 

[Mr.Black]

am i supposed to be impressed at his "game", cleaning up dog shyt in hopes to spark convo with a bytch?

nikka aint fukking nothing, not to mention all them hos faces are blocked so they could all be bustdowns

 

[Scientific Playa]

I usually drop my Amex on purpose when I see I fine female

She picks it up
We engage in a fun Convo
I get her number
Then a week later I smash
Take a pic for the coli cause if its not on camera it didn't happen

Then throw her to the bushes

did you use that drop the c.c. technique this weekend?

got rejected by like 15 females last night and
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/got-rejected-by-like-15-females-last-night-and.172893/

 

[Da Jungles]

This is why single men should have small dogs like yorkies. He could have simply picked up the mutt and held it while the chicks pet the dog and are at eye level with dude--pretty much forced to have convo while they pet his bytch.

Simple solution

Kneel down.

bytches be kneelin

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

So she never gives you back your Amex? lol

She is white not black

It's safe

 

[Swiggy]

I have a shytzu named Chewy.

Hoes better back up off my puppy, that's my homie