Fellas: Reevaluate your relationship w/ your girl

[Mr210]

if she isnt cooking for you atleast 5 times a week
if she isn't sending you atleast 5 xxx rated pics a week while you are at work
if you go 8 plus hours w/o hearing from her
she tells you about a new male coworker that she has if she has never told you about a new female coworker in the past
if you ask her if she needs money for lunch and she says no
she starts taking her cellphone with her throughout the house instead of leaving it unattended

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

if she postin on the coli

 

[john goodman]

Cooking 5 times a week?

That's a bit much. I like to eat out at least 4 times a week....

And I prefer a woman with a career n shyt. Not some boring broad trying to manipulate my emotions with baked chicken...

 

[HelgaPataki]

wouldn't she be at work while he's at work? you expect her to be freaky at work? she's sending those xxx pictures right before she meets that new male coworker in the parking lot

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

leave baked chicken out of this John

 

[Mr210]

Cooking 5 times a week?

That's a bit much. I like to eat out at least 4 times a week....

And I prefer a woman with a career n shyt. Not some boring broad trying to manipulate my emotions with baked chicken...

5 times is too much?lol damn i feel sorry for you guys

my girl work Mon-Thursday-10 hr shifts

she cooks me breakfast Friday and Sunday Morning and cooks 3-4 times during the week for dinner. I normally cook like twice and the rest of the time its either left overs or we go out

you can cook and have a career

 

[infamous212]

To me my girl is just like my right hand....oh wait

 

[Mr210]

wouldn't she be at work while he's at work? you expect her to be freaky at work? she's sending those xxx pictures right before she meets that new male coworker in the parking lot

its called taking the pics at a different time and then sending them when the time is right

 

[BrothaZay]

All them dumb ass requirements but you nikkas get mad when a girl requires dumb shyt like for a dude to be tall

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Man bytches get lazy when they get comfortable. nikka cant even get no hamburger helper nomore, bytch is jus superlazy.

 

[Mr210]

All them dumb ass requirements but you nikkas get mad when a girl requires dumb shyt like for a dude to be tall

only dudes that get mad at that are short guys...im 6'1 so im good

 

[HelgaPataki]

its called taking the pics at a different time and then sending them when the time is right

way too much effort

you expect her life to be revolved around you.

if she's not in the kitchen then you want her
to be having a xxx photoshoot so she can
send you a nasty picture almost everyday
to constantly be checking in with you like you're her PO
to be on the lookout for new coworkers so you know who she's around
and it better not be all men
even though she has a job it is a red flag if she doesn't need lunch money?
she must leave her cell unattended around you


Boyfriend the P.O. addition

 

[Broke Wave]

I single handedly turned my nikkas Goodman, and Ramdam green.

 

[Mr210]

way too much effort

you expect her life to be revolved around you.

if she's not in the kitchen then you want her
to be having a xxx photoshoot so she can
send you a nasty picture almost everyday
to constantly be checking in with you like you're her PO
to be on the lookout for new coworkers so you know who she's around
and it better not be all men
even though she has a job it is a red flag if she doesn't need lunch money?
she must leave her cell unattended around you


Boyfriend the P.O. addition

slap yourself for taking this thread seriously.....do it now

 

[Real]

Man bytches get lazy when they get comfortable. nikka cant even get no hamburger helper nomore, bytch is jus superlazy.

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeach. nikka, 90% of the time thats why i get tired/break up with my girl.

Everything is good, until around that 6 month to one year mark, bytches start gettin lazy on u, and stop doin the shyt that made u wife them up in the first place.