Fantasy book IMW

[Berniewood Hogan]

Indy Midget Wrestling


Low Ki vs. El Hijo Del Krispenwah

Kicking Out of Ten Finishers
Shoot headbutts ending careers before they start
Signed copies of Colt Cabana's shytty podcast at the merch table
Chants so contex-specific, they can't be used again

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

VANILLAMANIA 2017:

• Young Bucks vs. DIY in a "EVERY STIPULATION ON A POLE" match (first to 75 superkicks wins)
• Austin aries vs. matt sydal for junior intercontinental title (this is our #1 belt)
• zach sabre jr vs. jack gallaher For the Bantam Weight Championship
• Aaron Rex vs Joey Ryan vs Cody Rhodes in a triple threat "loser stops believing their own hype" match
• Low-ki vs shibata vs Will Osprey in a literal death match
• Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, ec3, chris chetti, danny doring, Nova, shannon moore, evan kuragias, in a "winner gets their name correctly identified in shoot interviews in the future" match
• Colt cabana vs joey mercury for the "cm punks best friend" belt. Special guest referee (obese) chris hero
• Announcers: justin roberts and josh mathews (names flipflopped on graphics)

Should be straight 5 stars considering its in the Tokyo dome