Fakkits who like to critique a mindless action movie unappreciation thread

[Mr. Manhattan]

"Oh this movie is ridiculous, he couldn't possibly survive that explosion"

"I had to walk out of the theater as soon as he landed on a flying airplane going 200mph off a nitro fueled helicopter"

We get it motherfukkas, it's not supposed to be realistic, we want fukkery galore
in our action movies

with that being said Fast and Furious 6 will be one mindless fukkery of GOAT car chases and action scenes

 

[DaylitoJames]

This reminds me of when Die Hard 4 was out, I liked it but I knew too many people was bytching about "THATS NOT REALISTIC! HE FELL OUT OF A PLANE AND LANDED ON HIS FEET!" I had to tell these nikkas in the movie realm da gawd John McClain can do what the fukk he wanna do and I'll get my moneys worth regardless.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

This reminds me of when Die Hard 4 was out, I liked it but I knew too many people was bytching about "THATS NOT REALISTIC! HE FELL OUT OF A PLANE AND LANDED ON HIS FEET!" I had to tell these nikkas in the movie realm da gawd John McClain can do what the fukk he wanna do and I'll get my moneys worth regardless.

Die Hard 5 is coming out too

 

[Fury616]

I immediately thought of Taken 2 when you dropped this thread. Hilarious.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

I immediately thought of Taken 2 when you dropped this thread. Hilarious.

Taken 2 was ass tho not because of the action, but because the fukkery was 5/10 we needed more

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Just because it's mindless action, and dosent excuse it from being unreasonably stupid

 

[MidniteJay]

I'm a big fan of these over the top and impossible to happen scenarios in action movies as well but I think it's funny as hell when people break down those ridiculous scenes. Not while watching the movie though.

But on coli when peeps talk about those scenes especially in the ruin with logic thread. Where they break a movie apart it's entertaining as fukk.

 

[Bud Bundy]

"Oh this movie is ridiculous, he couldn't possibly survive that explosion"

"I had to walk out of the theater as soon as he landed on a flying airplane going 200mph off a nitro fueled helicopter"

We get it motherfukkas, it's not supposed to be realistic, we want fukkery galore
in our action movies

with that being said Fast and Furious 6 will be one mindless fukkery of GOAT car chases and action scenes

co-motherfukking sign

I blame fans of The Dark Knight returns who all but ignore the fact that somehow batman out ran a nuclear bomb with a six mile radius with 5 mins on the clock.

 

[Dwolf]

Them OG action hero movies

 

[MightyHealthy]

It's not like people don't know how to enjoy the movies as they're watching it...it's just like ctdash said:

after the entertainment is long over, it's fun to go back and laugh about it like "there's no fukking way that could have happened"

Y'all get a little too defensive with these action flicks

 

[up in here]

Yeah I like the shyt where they go all out over the top. any of yall see Knight and Day with Tom Cruise? Thats shyt was hilarious