Faking like you got kids to get christmas eve off :obama:

[MikelArteta]

In a new department and got my sup thinking I'm a single father. Already on flex time to pick up my kid early from daycare, just got Christmas eve off while the childless gotta work

Family man

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

 

[Mr.Black]

nikkas rather take care of they pretend kids than their real ones

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

 

[MikelArteta]

:barney:

 

[MikelArteta]

The sacrifices we have to make for kids

nikkas rather take care of they pretend kids than their real ones

 

[Gandolpiffini]

Good shyt I had a fake daughter throughout college so I could miss mad classes.

 

[BlackAdam]

I have a fake second job so mine doesn't try to pile hours on me after purging 4 people from the payroll in the past 2 weeks.

 

[MikelArteta]

That's my fake dad

Good shyt I had a fake daughter throughout college so I could miss mad classes.

 

[Food Mane]

you have come up with schemes to book off Christmas eve? smh at Reincar being Bob Cratchitt

 

[Steve Piffler]

i'm just gonna not show up. i'm the boss, so

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

In a new department and got my sup thinking I'm a single father. Already on flex time to pick up my kid early from daycare, just got Christmas eve off while the childless gotta work

Family man

whats up with you christians always lying about dumb shyt?

 

[MikelArteta]

you have come up with schemes to book off Christmas eve? smh at Reincar being Bob Cratchitt

im new breh, someones gotta be there

just wont be me

 

[skeetsinternal]

LMAO...you aint shyt nikka

Spoiler

 

[TruStyle]

Work in retail/fast food and live with your parents then be a demon and lie about having kids to get a day off brehs