Failed Attempts at Witty Punchlines

[mitter]

"Right hook's like Joe Frazier's" - Big Daddy Kane on Big L's "Platinum Plus"

"Comparing yourself to me is like a Benz to a Chevrolet" - Big L on "M.V.P."



Add on.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for free
But not that kinda free, I'm talkin bout my nikka Dave

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

“saying A minor
but you gotta B sharp and tell fans who is it
you thought you left D flat but D major”



THE STRUGGLE PART 6

 

[ArchStanton]

I'm an Eminem fan, but I could go on for a long time naming some of his and none of us need that sort of window pane so I will stop playing with the scissors and shyt, and cut the crap.

 

[avon barksdale]

I like the way you walk, and if you walkin' my way
I'm that Red Bull, now let's fly away
Let's buy a place, with all kind of space
I let you be the judge, an'-an'-and I'm the case
I'm Gudda Gudda
I put her under
I see me with her, no Stevie Wonder
She don't even wonder, 'cause she know she bad
And I got her, nikka
Grocery bag





Whole song

 

[up in here]

It's a wrap for you round
and a wrap for yo round
Ill let a round wrap around every rapper round till it wraps around
This rap a round
Cat I'll wrap a round around rap, I'll let a round wrap around round
How you gonna get around that?

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

“Am I battlin' ghost or AI? nikka feelin' like Joel Osteen
Funny, he was in a film called "AI"
And my sixth sense tellin' me to off him”

The colis lyrical king

 

[Plankton]

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna - Lil Wayne.

Shoulda said "These Gs...." Putting "real" in front of it throws the execution of the punchline off. Like what's a "real letter G"?

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Dave Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I'm tryna keep it PGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

[mitter]

Please add citations

I don't recognize a lot of songs from the last few decades

 

[Sad Bunny]

Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I get cake like every day my birthday





Wait




I don't think they heard me






I get cake like every day my BIRTHDAY

 

[RammerJammer]

“Automatic leave ‘em dead in the living room, get it? Leave ‘em DEAD in the LIVING room”

 

[DAT NICCA KELSO]

Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum