Fa-Duck all the local haters, its time we make our move DC Sports DMV Stand-d-f-Up!!!

[courtdog]

Washington is the envy of every city around the world
We got the best everything. What, you don't agree? Well shut the fukk up cuz we might come to your town to give a beatdown.

So, whats on the agenda...

1.) Tonight the Wizards will get there first win.
So watch tonight as the defeated Wizards take on some team with a better record than us.
Randy Wittman is basically like "Yo, this team has a bunch of nobodies on it.. no consistency anyway"
He's not talking about there play, he's talking about the personnel.
I'm gonna be honest with you, I STILL don't know damn near half the bamaz on this team. Not sure what the fukk happened.. or why, but where these dudes come from?

This group of guys, suck. But they will eek out a win tonight

Tomorrow, I don't even need to speak on it just yet. But them broads know what it iz.
You gonna see Excellence on the biggest screen in the world
nikkaz is struggling at home against the Browns n shyt
Basically it would be best if that entire franchise just joined Penn State and took 5yrs off. Too bad neither franchise took my advice
Now we gotta hurt em'

 

[THE MACHINE]

As a resident of the DMV I feel obligated to support your thread, but I must admit this is not my proudest moment.

Spoiler

We will beat Dallas though

 

[Brozay]

Wizards are still winless?

 

[Human Torch]

Grew up in PG and DC but i dont fukk wit no DC sports

the Wizards and the Skins

Spoiler

Go Eagles

 

[courtdog]

*Stands up*

 

[mastermind]

As a resident of the DMV I feel obligated to support your thread, but I must admit this is not my proudest moment.

Spoiler

We will beat Dallas though

 

[courtdog]

Washington is the envy of every city around the world
We got the best everything. What, you don't agree? Well shut the fukk up cuz we might come to your town to give a beatdown.

So, whats on the agenda...

1.) Tonight the Wizards will get there 2nd win.
So watch tonight as the defeated Wizards take on some team with a better record than us.
Randy Wittman is basically like "Yo, this team has a bunch of nobodies on it.. no consistency anyway"
He's not talking about there play, he's talking about the personnel.
I'm gonna be honest with you, I STILL don't know damn near half the bamaz on this team. Not sure what the fukk happened.. or why, but where these dudes come from?

This group of guys, suck. But they will eek out a win tonight

Tomorrow, I don't even need to speak on it just yet. But them ants know what it iz.
You gonna see Excellence on the biggest screen in the world
nikkaz is struggling at home against the Steelers n shyt
Basically it would be best if that entire franchise just joined Penn State and took 5yrs off. Too bad neither franchise took my advice
Now we gotta hurt em'

RG3 being in attendance probably was the main factor for tonight, and the rest of the decade