Ezekiel 33:11 "I take no joy in the death of the wicked" 2017-2018 Cowboys Offseason Thread

[Tha Gawd Amen]

I take no joy in watching Cowboys implode year after year.

I take no joy in watching Dakota be propelled up to the heights of quarterbacks greater than him, just to crumble over and over again.

I take no joy in watching a defense fall completely apart in the absence of 1 man.

I take no joy in watching a Running back sabatage his teams season for fukking with a pasty bytch with no ass

I take no joy in watching Jerry's red headed step child clap on the sidelines as his team gets their backs blown out.

My Dallass bretheren, I humbly reach out to you so we can use this thread on this wonderful Thanksgiving, as your quarterback throws another pick, so we can go over the necessary offseason moves to turn this ship around.

 

[Box Factory]

 

[Henryflo1]

What the hell

 

[mikishere]

they told us dak wasnt shyt without defenses having to account for zeke but i didnt know it was this bad brehs


wentz is taking the league by storm and in mvp talks and we're stuck with a QB who cant even throw a TD in almost a month of football

is it time to draft a QB brehs?

@stilltheguru @BlueHeffner @Primetime21 @dtownreppin214 @Broad Street Bully @*DalMem* @duckbutta @LurkMoar @El Coupeacabra @L. Deezy @R.U.L.E. @BigE214

 

[patscorpio]

that thread title

 

[Broad Street Bully]

When y’all mothafukkas get bounced in the wild card/divisional round, I can’t wait. It’s fukkin over b

 

[L. Deezy]

they told us dak wasnt shyt without defenses having to account for zeke but i didnt know it was this bad brehs


wentz is taking the league by storm and in mvp talks and we're stuck with a QB who cant even throw a TD in almost a month of football

is it time to draft a QB brehs?

@stilltheguru @BlueHeffner @Primetime21 @dtownreppin214 @Broad Street Bully @*DalMem* @duckbutta @LurkMoar @El Coupeacabra @L. Deezy @R.U.L.E. @BigE214

Mike, win a bowl.. ya'll still the embarrassment of our division..

 

[El Coupeacabra]

they told us dak wasnt shyt without defenses having to account for zeke but i didnt know it was this bad brehs


wentz is taking the league by storm and in mvp talks and we're stuck with a QB who cant even throw a TD in almost a month of football

is it time to draft a QB brehs?

@stilltheguru @BlueHeffner @Primetime21 @dtownreppin214 @Broad Street Bully @*DalMem* @duckbutta @LurkMoar @El Coupeacabra @L. Deezy @R.U.L.E. @BigE214

I can't even take yall seriously. Y'all swore Sam Bradford was the truth. Y'all swore Chip Kelly was a genius, y'all swore Demarco was a great signing, and y'all spent all of last season -ing and -ing when Wentz was playing like ass.

So now after 10 games and 0 playoff victories we're supposed to believe Philly is "back?"

Back to what? choking in the NFC title game?

Stay the fukk out my motherfukking season thread

 

[LurkMoar]

How you gon talk shyt with no rings? We both know this season gonna end in tears for philly.

Tired of these Eagles fans man they got more in common with the browns than the rest of the division.

 

[mikishere]

Mike, win a bowl.. ya'll still the embarrassment of our division..

I can't even take yall seriously. Y'all swore Sam Bradford was the truth. Y'all swore Chip Kelly was a genius, y'all swore Demarco was a great signing, and y'all spent all of last season -ing and -ing when Wentz was playing like ass.

So now after 10 games and 0 playoff victories we're supposed to believe Philly is "back?"

Back to what? choking in the NFC title game?

Stay the fukk out my motherfukking season thread

this is the offseason thread to discuss our draft needs (and lord knows we need a whole lot, starting with a QB )

 

[twan83]

I’m just
We in trouble at qb if he don’t work on his craft offseason

Everything else wrong we all knew since at least romo era
Coaching and defense

This is just the facts I face and hope that can change

 

[El Coupeacabra]

this is the offseason thread to discuss our draft needs (and lord knows we need a whole lot, starting with a QB )

Eagles fans go on a win streak and go crazy.

These nikkas can't even wait until the playoffs to start talking shyt

They already know how its gonna end...

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[R.U.L.E.]

How you gon talk shyt with no rings? We both know this season gonna end in tears for philly.

Tired of these Eagles fans man they got more in common with the browns than the rest of the division.

I think the attention they give us is hilarious. I actually enjoy it

 

[wire28]

c00nboys who we lookin at in the draft i think there are three intangibles he MUST have

1) be a loyal c00n with no backbone who will abide by the laws of massa jerry no matter what
2) be overrated vastly by the media with no equivalent on field performance
3) crumble in December

 

[LurkMoar]

c00nboys who we lookin at in the draft i think there are three intangibles he MUST have

1) be a loyal c00n with no backbone who will abide by the laws of massa jerry no matter what
2) be overrated vastly by the media with no equivalent on field performance
3) crumble in December

Bruh you swear your squad is the new black panthers lmao.