everytime i see a happy couple walking down the street

[Malcolmxxx_23]

these thoughts come in to my head



-hes sharing that girl
-she probably getting her insides re-arranged by a co-worker
-she fukkin his best friend
-if she white, she needs to go black
-hes a simp
-if shes a black girl and with a white dude, im thinking she probably likes getting ghetto gagged
-


i know im not the only one

 

[The ADD]

They aren't black?

 

[havoc00]

these thoughts come in to my head



-hes sharing that girl
-she probably getting her insides re-arranged by a co-worker
-she fukkin his best friend
-if she white, she needs to go black
-hes a simp
-if shes a black girl and with a white dude, im thinking she probably likes getting ghetto gagged
-


i know im not the only one

same here


minus if shes white she needs to go black

 

[StackUp]

-she just eye fukked the shyt outta me

 

[Sierra Mist]

I just get mad/jealous. I think I should take on your perspective.

 

[MikelArteta]

I'm thinking simp.

 

[Po pimp]

When I was younger and they would walk towards me holding hands, taking up the whole gotdamn sidewalk, I'd break that shyt up and walk between them.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Happy people

 

[AbrahamLincolnPawgHunter]

I'm thinking "I want what they have"
















































then I realized how dumb bytches are and that I'm 24 years old and as an educated, single black man slaying the white man's daughter

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

That they're happy?

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

then I re lazied how dumb bytches are and that I'm 24 years old and as an educate, single black man slaying the white man's daughter

Gotchu...

 

[AbrahamLincolnPawgHunter]

Gotchu...

fixed it

got a lil excited and was typing too quick

 

[King capo]

I wish

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Damn, Now I wonder what do you think you see an unhappy couple?

I use to be skeptical as well but some couples are actually just happy (At that time)

Especially if the relationship is still new and fresh. Its a dope feeling...


But if a couple is acting like that for more than a year...

 

[Nick Barnes]

by some of the replies, you can tell who aint had a girlfriend in years.