everytime i meet a new girl i give her a different occupation

[Malcolmxxx_23]

so last night i told this chick i was consultant for Creative Artists Agency and travel between ny and ottawa
told her for the next three months ill be in ottawa working on project

ol girl was like
got the number, will probably smash this weekend


the life

 

[King Poetic]

 

[twan83]

so last night i told this chick i was consultant for Creative Artists Agency and travel between ny and ottawa
told her for the next three months ill be in ottawa working on project

ol girl was like
got the number, will probably smash this weekend


the life

lmfao i did this once before and told a female my name is bill and im a used car sales man

even told one my name is al and i sell shoes

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Everywhere we go we leave a worldwide mess

 

[froggle]

I'm a pilot and I work for American. These young girls are like

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

lmfao i did this once before and told a female my name is bill and im a used car sales man

even told one my name is al and i sell shoes

canadian females i just sell them the american dream

told this girl that im accountant for grand hustle label
and im a part time financial advisor to them

just some bullshyt and she was like "omg thats soo awesome"

i was like

 

[Remote]

"Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story" -- John Wooden.

 

[twan83]

canadian females i just sell them the american dream

told this girl that im accountant for grand hustle label
and im a part time financial advisor to them

just some bullshyt and she was like "omg thats soo awesome"

i was like

i only did it too see what happens shyt was funny
didnt call her or anything like that just wanted too see response from her plus my boy said he would buy me drinks rest of night if i was able too get digits

 

[froggle]

"Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story" -- John Wooden.

"it's not a lie, if you believe it is the truth"

 

[Remote]

"it's not a lie, if you believe it is the truth"

Not exactly what George Costanza said in Seinfeld, but touche.

I still believe in telling the truth, though

 

[Boy C]

5-star for ya boy