BlackAchilles
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Long vid but it was so ghastly I got sucked in
I don't know how you Florida bruhs do it, just going about your day with these deadly beasts lurking all over the place
Every fatal gator attack in Florida history
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Long vid but it was so ghastly I got sucked in
I don't know how you Florida bruhs do it, just going about your day with these deadly beasts lurking all over the place
https://www.gawker.com/fukk-that-alligator-man-killed-seconds-after-mocking-1715887134
Authorities say a 28-year-old Texas man was attacked and killed by an alligator “almost immediately” after being warned by a bystander not to swim in the water, replying “fukk that alligator” before jumping in, Buzzfeed reports.
“I asked him please do not go swimming, there’s a bigger alligator out here, just please stay out of the water,” an employee of Burkhart’s Marina in Orange, Texas told KFDM. “The next thing I know, I don’t even know how long it was, I saw his body floating face down and then he’s up there for a couple seconds and then he gets dragged back down and pulled off.”
Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
I feel like you have to go out of your way to get harmed by a Gator in Florida. Gators presence there isn't that bad of a deal IMO.
Venomous Snakes scare me more which are smaller and more sneaky
Venomous Snakes scare me more which are smaller and more sneaky
Son Goku
Great Sage Equalling Heaven
^This. Listen to the bird y’all.
Majority of the folks on this board ain’t lived in (or even been to) FLawda but got cats worried about some damn aligators.
Real FLawda men ain’t worried about no gators when you got Polk County cops, cocaine cowboys, Duval nikkas wildin, a sassy-ass governo, MAGAts, hurricanes, property taxes, methheads in the pandhandle to worry about.
Alligators arent even that big, in Africa them shyts is babies we pick up and play with.
Dog Based Gremlin
Veteran
Gators are lazy as fukk and spend damn near their whole lives floating in a lake or laying in mud. The University of Florida has a Lake Bryant that houses prob 100+ gators laying out in the sun right in the middle of campus. They don't bother anybody. You got to be a real stupid slow dumb muthafukking human to get your ass chomped by a gator.
Or a Karen trying to rescue her little yip yip chihuahua who had no damn business barking at that gator to begin with.
Go Gators!
Or a Karen trying to rescue her little yip yip chihuahua who had no damn business barking at that gator to begin with.
Go Gators!
TrifeGod
Chasing The Dragon
Breh who the fukk dressed that gator and sat it down at a computer
