Early New Years Resolutions? I'm tryna get my coworker fired by Black History Month

[Buddy]

FUKK HIM!! This b*stard cac'd his way onto our team and doesn't do SHYT. I finally ran a report and I'll be damned if this muhfukka has only done TWO of our most critical tickets for the entire month Mind you get 10-30 of these every single day. Gen Z ass, "hey tiktok, here's a day in my life working from home ass" bytch





Handing out free daps and rep if I'm successful

 

[RickyDiBiase]

Work on average four days a week even if i gotta do over time

 

[Buddy]

Breh the fact that this son of a bytch hasn't been fired immediately is an Act Of God.

I finally ran a report and I'll be damned if this muhfukka has only done TWO of our most critical tickets for the entire month

He finally did ONE today-- a week later -- and they started LAST WEEK The muhfukka is tapdancin on a skyscraper beam and I don't think he realizes but I'll be damned if I repeat myself yet again.... Gen Z yall