Dudes like Kyrie Irving piss me off. GOAT hair genetics but pissing around

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Dudes like him will have an immaculate hairline and be able to grow nice full beards, but will walk around unkept looking homeless.

Meanwhile you got people like me that see the writing on the wall with a thinning hairline and some brehs who's beards still look like patchy pubic hair. Some things in life just ain't fair.

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Use Minoxidil and Finasteride for your head hair and minoxidil on your face for your beard.

 

[jdubnyce]

Meanwhile you got people like me that see the writing on the wall with a thinning hairline and some brehs who's beards still look like patchy pubic hair. Some things in life just ain't fair.

Blame your dad

7 Science-Based Reasons Why You Can't Grow a Beard

It’s easy to feel a little insecure when you look around and see so many dudes rocking full-face beards. Meanwhile, you’re barely able to get anything more than stubble. While it might feel like you’re somehow doing something wrong, it could just be science. Let’s review the scientific reasons...

thebeardclub.com

Men have a hormone in their body called androgen, which is responsible for facial hair growth and a deep voice, among other common “masculine” traits. There’s also an enzyme in the body that converts testosterone (an androgen hormone) into another one called DHT, or dihydrotestosterone.

When DHT binds to the receptors on your hair follicles, it stimulates the growth of facial hair. But your genetics determine how sensitive your follicles actually are to DHT in the first place. So if your dad didn’t have sensitive follicles, then you probably won’t be able to grow a hefty beard.

 

[GoldenGlove]

Use Minoxidil and Finasteride for your head hair and minoxidil on your face for your beard.

The struggle

 

[concise]

Use Minoxidil and Finasteride for your head hair and minoxidil on your face for your beard.

Finasteride may cause side effects. Tell your doctor if any of these symptoms are severe or do not go away:

• inability to have or maintain an erection.
• decreased sexual desire.
• problems with ejaculation (including decreased volume of ejaculate)
• pain in the testicles.

 

[Lord Bison]

Kyrie is spiritually on another level. Mans aint worried about a damn hairline when his team only 7 wins away from a chip...

 

[Seoul Gleou]

Brother there's more to life than a crisp line up

Now let me hit you with a Indigenous Step to the rim in my Cherokee 5s

 

[Arithmetic]

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Use Minoxidil and Finasteride for your head hair and minoxidil on your face for your beard.

My beard is fine. My hairline has maybe 3-4 years left max. I've given up that battle and been rocking a low fade.

I have accepted my inevitable fate

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Imagine if that man kept a crisp lineup and beard.

Wooo child

 

[High quality poster]

Man what? You think he attractive?

 

[Seoul Gleou]

Imagine if that man kept a crisp lineup and beard.

Wooo child

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Weird take

 

[Brolic]

The quintessential FBA hairline.

 

[Cloutius Maximus]

bet he could still fukk yo girl tho and convert her to flat-earthism