Ah, the good ol’ days at CVS. I once filled out one of those ‘anonymous’ surveys with the brutal honesty of a toddler who just discovered the word ‘no.’ Spoiler alert: they were about as anonymous as an invite to a P. Diddy party-everyone knows who's attending, even if they're trying to stay under the radar. Lesson learned: honesty is the best policy… unless you’re filling out a work survey.