Dolph's Ex Speaks

[Hoss]

From Wrestling Observer:

Amy Schumer, a comedian who dated Dolph Ziggler, was on Howard Stern this morning. She talked about the relationship. She said the sex was "too athletic" for her. Maybe she wanted more stalling and comedy. She said she would go with him to TV tapings and PPV shows. She said when she'd introduce him to other comedians, they all wanted to get their picture taken with him. When a photo of Ziggler was put on the screen, Stern called him "Hitler's wet dream." He said he looked like Dolph Lundgren. She thought that's where they got the name from and said his real name with Nick Nemeth. She said he was a bad guy and that's why he always loses. She said he has to be really talented to keep losing and still be a star. She said they dated for three months until her ex-boyfriend, comedian Anthony Jeselnik invited her to go to Mexico and she broke up with him on Skype.

 

[Riley Escobar]

She said the sex was "too athletic" for her.

@ him doing situps while she's sucking his dikk

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

i dont see anything trash related other than dude getting dumped on skype

 

[The Great One]

 

[NSSVO]

Sounds like they had a decent relationship, not really trashing.

 

[Versa]

People exaggerating to get views isn't cool.

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

Seems like a lot of wins for Dolph in that paragraph

Too athletic, too talented, everyone wants a pic

 

[Stress Welker]

I saw her doing a comedy roast on Comedy Central.

Hot no clue Dolph Dawg hit that.

Hold up, Anthony Jeselnik ain't gay?

 

[flea]

is she supposed to be hot?

 

[Black Thunder]

so basically she left a wwe "superstar" for some bum ass comedian??

sounds like fail on somebodys end

 

[Bob Loblaw]

looks like Uncle Joey but nice body

 

[The Great One]

is she supposed to be hot?

I like the t*ts. Face is

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Jeselnik is okay but his "Hitler in training" style of comedy wears thin on me. Patrice owned that muthafukka

Dolph dawg picked up a lot of W's in that lil' report.

 

[CJ]

@ Dolph incorporating this in the sack tho:

 

[Hoss]

People exaggerating to get views isn't cool.

"Trashed" too strong a word here? Maybe. But she did dump him on Skype, so yeah, that's trashed. But no, I didn't use that word to "get views".