I'm not above poisoning, killing, maiming, burying alive the pet...Idc if it's a fish...dog...turtle...cat...all of them can get it equally.
Let me take ya dog for a walk....
"Sorry babe...Fuzzy Wuzzy escaped from me and got ate by a gator."
"Here Fuzzy Wuzzy...eat this Hersey's..."
"Here some Catnip Mr. Claws....now you high..let's geaux to Mississippi River Delta....let's see if Felines can hang with the Gators...oh! Lemme put these marshmallows in ya collar"
"Hey Ms. Bubbles....you look thirsty...Here is some vodka."
"OH look it's Shelly....I forgot to cutthe a/c off and it was hot today...set at 45 degrees"
I'm the only thing she cuddling with...we get a pet together....