My dog ate a half of a cookie I dropped.. thought he would be cool.. fool fell off the couch a half hour later like a sniper shot him
... Then the fool started pissing and I thought he was out of there.. mind you, My wife was on the way home.. I washed him and stashed him on the dog bed hoping she wouldn't notice.. this fool was full blown high as a kite when she got home and I couldn't just be like..he ate an edible. She took his ass to the Vet because all I could say was he fell off the couch. They told her he was fine, I know they knew he was high and didn't say shyt
.. now she is the bytch with the high dog.