Does anyone else act like a Gorilla in heat when you go out of town?

[Stuntone]

First off, my vacations aren't right if I don't smash something. That's the main thing. I don't see how guys go to Vegas or Miami and come back talking about how many sites they saw and nice cars.

Not talking about how many chicks they smashed or nothing. I don't want to hear about no damn 30" rims or
candy paint.

I want to know about them ratchets!

When i'm here in DC I'm pretty cool and laid back. I rarely approach random chicks unless we just cross paths somewhere or we make eye contact. I already know a lot of chicks, so there's really no needs.


But when I got out of town or when I go back to Louisiana. I'm on everything? My friends be like
My brothers and friends know a lot of girls, but they never introduce me, bcuz they assume girls in DC or some much better than the chicks in Louisiana (not at all). Money wise yes, but as far as cuteness and attitude. Louisiana all day! So I've learn to get mine, first day there. I even put in work on Facebook before I touchdown.


Don't like me go to Richmond, Bmore or Va Beach! I be like a dog that has been tied up in the backyard for 5 years that just broke loose! I don't even want to eat until I have something lined up.


I have to smash something to really enjoy myself.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Gorillas have small penises.

 

[A.V.]

Act like a Gorilla and beat your chest over this 1 star, dirty dikk D.C. nikka



Spreading that germ scust

 

[MikelArteta]

I've never taken a sip of alcohol in my life even in my demonic reincar days, when i went to cuba earlier this year i was drunk every single night. Stumbling in the road at 2am, out at different clubs every night when i never ever go clubbing (that was a first). I was so drunk one night that when I woke up the next morning and looked at my camera I had shots of a beach party I don't remember attending and random folks I had no idea who the hell they were.

And then I came back and like 3 days later I was in a car crash that almost killed me, God was punishing me for my demonic ways

 

[Boy C]

I've never taken a sip of alcohol in my life even in my demonic reincar days, when i went to cuba earlier this year i was drunk every single night. Stumbling in the road at 2am, out at different clubs every night when i never ever go clubbing (that was a first). I was so drunk one night that when I woke up the next morning and looked at my camera I had shots of a beach party I don't remember attending and random folks I had no idea who the hell they were.

And then I came back and like 3 days later I was in a car crash that almost killed me, God was punishing me for my demonic ways

Did you get a lady during one of those nights?

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Did you get a lady during one of those nights?

Damn u got right to the point lol

 

[Stuntone]

I've never taken a sip of alcohol in my life even in my demonic reincar days, when i went to cuba earlier this year i was drunk every single night. Stumbling in the road at 2am, out at different clubs every night when i never ever go clubbing (that was a first). I was so drunk one night that when I woke up the next morning and looked at my camera I had shots of a beach party I don't remember attending and random folks I had no idea who the hell they were.

And then I came back and like 3 days later I was in a car crash that almost killed me, God was punishing me for my demonic ways

Great story bruh, but I don't see the correlation to this thread?

 

[MikelArteta]

Did you get a lady during one of those nights?

i hope not, i honestly dont even remember , one night i woke up in the hotel lobby

 

[MikelArteta]

Great story bruh, but I don't see the correlation to this thread?

i dunno just saw when you go out of town

 

[yo moms]

I've never taken a sip of alcohol in my life even in my demonic reincar days, when i went to cuba earlier this year i was drunk every single night. Stumbling in the road at 2am, out at different clubs every night when i never ever go clubbing (that was a first). I was so drunk one night that when I woke up the next morning and looked at my camera I had shots of a beach party I don't remember attending and random folks I had no idea who the hell they were.

And then I came back and like 3 days later I was in a car crash that almost killed me, God was punishing me for my demonic ways

You need to drink with me and my buddies if you want a crazy night with some stories to tell.

 

[Boy C]

i hope not, i honestly dont even remember , one night i woke up in the hotel lobby

LOL.

 

[unit321]

Actually, it is female gorillas that go into heat, not male gorillas.
So, you are kind of saying that when you go out of town, you go out and smash the first dude you see.
My answer to your question is no.