Doctor said I have Pruritus Ani

[Tom]

Pruritus Ani (Itching)

Said it was most likely due to my eczema. Got it from excessive cleansing. Who woulda thought u could get a "condition" from simply WASHING UR ASS TOO MUCH?... This can't be life


anyway, they're saying I can't use soap and a washcloth anymore. So how the fuk am I suppose to wash my ass bros? What are my alternatives? I can't walk around smelling like shyt.....and without soap and a washcloth that is exactly what will happen




BTW, this is 100% serious and zero trolling. When the doctor strips u from wash cloths and soap how would an individual keep their a$$hole clean and unshytty? Homie didn't even really give me an solution for that shyt neither, all he said was use hot water and ur hand.........

that shyt ain't enough bro....u need soap. I wouldn't even feel comfortable putting on a new set of draws if I didn't use soap in that area man...

 

[Dooby]

Man I shower twice a week...and that's only because I have to be around people those days that I will see more than once in my life.

Adopt this, and feel a lot better.

Once you finally take a shower it will feel 10X better than constantly killing the thrill.

 

[Dooby]

To be completely honest, I hate brushing my teeth and I hate showering. Brush my teeth once a day because I can't stand to waste the time to do it anymore than that.

 

[Dooby]

And guess what, I keep cologne, lotion, and deodorant on deck.

Why shower daily when I have these at my disposal.

I've never received a complaint about my smell.

And guess what, I don't have Pruritus Ani...muh fukka

 

[zerozero]

try using hot water you'll probably be fine.. you don't need to get up in there exfoliating the area

 

[Tom]

Man I shower twice a week..

thats nasty bro


i just don't see how i can keep my ass from smelling from simply using hot water, u need some kind of soap b

 

[Olu Dara]

You put soap inside your ass breh?

 

[Silver Surfer]

Man I shower twice a week...and that's only because I have to be around people those days that I will see more than once in my life.

Adopt this, and feel a lot better.

Once you finally take a shower it will feel 10X better than constantly killing the thrill.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Yes, you can actually damage your skin and hair quite a bit from washing too much, especially with hot water. Take shorter showers, scrub gently, and less soap is more. Try and use lukewarm water instead as well.

 

[88m3]

hmmm...

 

[Tom]

Yes, you can actually damage your skin and hair quite a bit from washing too much, especially with hot water. Take shorter showers, scrub gently, and less soap is more. Try and use lukewarm water instead as well.

dawg, how does one wash their ass without some form of soap?

 

[Brown_Pride]

sounds like the issue at hand is you're either not wiping your ass right or simply not at all. If it's the latter check out "toilet paper". If you're doing the wiping already you need to be performing the "clean check" on that tp. The clean check is where you wipe until that paper comes back clean enough to blow your nose with.

Do that and hot water should be enough until things clear up.

 

[The Real]

Man I shower twice a week...and that's only because I have to be around people those days that I will see more than once in my life.

Adopt this, and feel a lot better.

Once you finally take a shower it will feel 10X better than constantly killing the thrill.

? If not, .

 

[zerozero]

sounds like the issue at hand is you're either not wiping your ass right or simply not at all. If it's the latter check out "toilet paper". If you're doing the wiping already you need to be performing the "clean check" on that tp. The clean check is where you wipe until that paper comes back clean enough to blow your nose with.

Do that and hot water should be enough until things clear up.

Right.. I mean this is a bit awkward to talk about but to if we want to be mature about this.. your ass shouldn't be "smelling" or needing soap etc.. like it should be mostly clean & dryish most of the time

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

dawg, how does one wash their ass without some form of soap?

I said use LESS soap, not dont do it at all