Do you think Jesus beat his meat???????????????????

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I mean he was a man on Earth once, and them Hebrew broads had them thick hindquarters from all that walking so maybe he caught a glimpse and had to splash some "bless oil" to make it

 

[Skip b]

I mean he was a man on Earth once, and them Hebrew broads had them thick hindquarters from all that walking so maybe he caught a glimpse and had to splash so "bless oil" to make it

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

If he existed there's a great chance.

I would probably say he'd just go ahead and have sex like everyone else back in the day and any other man in a position of power.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

If he existed there's a great chance.

I would probably say he'd just go ahead and have sex like everyone else back in the day and any other man in a position of power.

i bet he only did missionary tho

 

[klientel]

they say jesus was a fool in them streets when he was young...

so im gonna say yes he was beating off just like everybody else