Yh
Someone I used to hang with,
Her babyfather offered me coke in front of her.
I politely declined however I made a mental note to cut that chick off in the future b'cuz she was deep in it with him.
For some reason, I get offered free cocaine at what can only be understated as a high rate. Like, a lot. Like, a lot a lot. Complete strangers pleading with me to do their hard-earned cocaine with them. I do not know why. Never done it, always politely decline.
Me. I remember in the 5th grade we had this fat white officer that was our DARE teacher. He said he'd arrest you if you came from a barbecue with sauce on your hands driving.
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