Non Sequitur
Creep.
Let's both just go right
Sincerely,
Non Sequitur
Sincerely,
Non Sequitur
nikkas out here making you do Barry Sanders-like juke moves to get around
Me - moves right
Them - moves right
Both laugh it off
In my head - The fukk out the way nikka
approaching a door that requires manual opening...some other clown is approaching the door at the same time...
:fukall:
i grab that door, walk in and hold it open for a half second, then just keep it moving.
Since the dawn of time. Man has walked on the right side to prevent us from colliding. nikkas out here making you do Barry Sanders-like juke moves to get around
The awkward little chuckle and the other person inevitably making a comment about doing a dance of some kind
Or, when you're going out a of door and someone's coming in the the door at the same time. Then you have to play the:
"After you..."
"No, you go ahead "
"No, I insist...you go ahead ;)"
"You're too kind, but please...go right ahead "
"No, no, no, I wouldn't think of it. Please, go ahead "
"bytch, go in the fukking door "
game.
LOL this happened to me the other day...I said that we were doing the Tango
i make a firm decision once we get to the door.
if i see the person fukking around i just open the door and step in, then push it open for them.
i try to avoid this by getting to the door first and just getting in and opening it for them.
worst thing ever is when the person stops and busts out their cell phone just as you both get to the door...i'm convinced they pull out their phone because they cannot deal with the stress of the "WHO GOES IN THE DOOR FIRST" dilemma.