Was in line at the grocery store behind this old white lady trying to convince the cashier there was a coupon for $3 off on bacon. I'm RIGHT behind her just trying to get a few things and split, hungry as hell and I had to listen to her bullshyt. Got the cashiers looking all over the place for this phantom ad in the newspaper. They finally gave up after abotu 10 minutes but didn't give her the shyt for cheap like she wanted, THEN she claimed she had a grab a few more things and took her grocery cart, already bagged up, BACK into the store. Just knowing she was going to steal shyt and try to sneak out 
Man I was so pissed, if I had the time I would made her ass famous
Man I was so pissed, if I had the time I would made her ass famous
