Darnell Dockett likes girls "with a couple stab wounds"

[Walt]

Sports Radio Interviews » Blog Archive » Darnell Dockett Reiterates that Katherine Webb isn’t his Type, Prefers Girls With “Stab Wounds, Bullet Holes, Been Knocked Up a Few Times”

“If I really wanted to get his girl there’s a bunch of different ways I’d have went about it. And I would have got her if I really wanted her. But I don’t think she’s my type. I’m not into the thinner girls and the modelling thing like that. I like hood chicks. I like girls with a couple stab wounds, bullet holes, been knocked up a few times. … I like girls who you know have bad credit when they’re 21.”



Dude is comedy.

 

[JoseLuisGotcha]

dude is hilarious on twitter and instagram probably the most entertaining athlete to follow made me a fan of his

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

I dont normally do this but I have to thank you guys for putting me on to this dude. I went to his twitter and was in tears halfway down the page. Holy shyt. Subs.

 

[Rev]

headache hoes is what I prefer to call them

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

DARNELL DOCKETT‏@ddockett

I plucked his ass off from 80yds. I told Bambi I'm bout this life! Can't wait to make a deer samich w/ fries ...

Hunting with his white friends.......too real for this world

 

[Rekkapryde]

Darnell stay makin em mad.

 

[OG Talk]

Dudes comedy is underrated..

Clowns actually thought he was serious when he was messing with Mccarron's girl...

 

[jadillac]

I've been following him since like 2009. LOL

He's always trolling.

People thought he was being real when he was telling McCarons girl he'd take her for wings and the strip club.

 

[concise]

I wonder if dude posts here during his down time.

 

[*Hulks Up*]

@ " with a couple of stab wounds". Reminds of The Wayans Bros and how Marlon would always bring up some chick he was supposed to be dating healing from some random hood type inflicted wound.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

 

[JBoy]

 

[boskey]

Anybody that knows Darnell Dockett - the real me, not just the football player, not just the guy you see on TV - anyone that knows me personally knows there is never a dull moment in my life. I'm always excited. I'm always thinking of the next gimmick, the next trick. … It was an opportunity.

This man takes his trolling very seriously.



Comment from the deadspin article:
http://deadspin.com/5978812/katheri...e-im-not-into-the-thinner-girls?post=56618284

I saw Darnell 2 years ago in Oakland Oak V AZ pre-season we were on the cards side of the field,
it being a Raiders pre-season game were able to go to the first row. We were talking shyt to all the players and when I told D Dock I fukking hated him, he replied, "I fukking hate myself MAN!" I fukking love that guy

 

[*Hulks Up*]

cash money millionaires - project bytch - YouTube

God damn this was the anthem! Juve's verse went so hard that shyt is forever tat'd in my mind.

lettin a nikka cum all over her chest and tongue
She was stealin, I spared her because her chilldren
She was a hoe she gave me head behind a building
aint sellin records, but her mouth could sell a million