Darby Allin or Jeff Hardy: Who’s gonna be fu(ked up more when they’re old?

[MenacingMonk]

These dudes straight up fukkin their bodies with crazy ass spots.

 

[Riley Escobar]

Jeff seems to be made of adamantium or some shyt, he was very rarely injured even when he was doing crazy shyt on the regular. Drugs are a hell of a drug

Darby is borderline retarded for doing coffin drops on the apron, at least Jeff was usually going through people

You didn't mention him, but the way Ospreay was going a few years ago he would have been in a wheelchair by 40 but he seems to have toned it down slightly

 

[Starboy52]

Jeff is 45 or so and moves around like he's 60. That being said? It took a good 20-25 years before he started feeling the shyt he put his body through. Maybe it's drugs, maybe he's just that durable, maybe it's both. But him soaking up that kind of punishment, night in and night out for almost 30 years is astonishing.

Darby is not long for the world of Pro Wrestling. Where Jeff didn't get injured well into his late 30s - early 40s, this boy is on the verge of major injury every single time he whips out a big spot. shyt, he's already missed a bit of time as it stands with them unsafe ass spots they let him do at the beginning of last year and they STILL haven't told him to tone it down. If he's still wrestling at 35? Let alone this style? It'll be a miracle.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Jeff seems to be made of adamantium or some shyt, he was very rarely injured even when he was doing crazy shyt on the regular. Drugs are a hell of a drug

Darby is borderline retarded for doing coffin drops on the apron, at least Jeff was usually going through people

You didn't mention him, but the way Ospreay was going a few years ago he would have been in a wheelchair by 40 but he seems to have toned it down slightly

Didn't bring up Sir William because he's not doing lawn darts into steel or taking F5s on guardrails.

But yeah, all that flippy shyt bumping is gonna fukk him up too.

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

Darby looks like he is wrestling on borrowed time. Absolutely no fukks given. Where as Jeff at least somewhat switched his style a bit.

 

[Womb Raider]

Time waits for no man

Jeff gonna be doing that Hardy Boyz dance from a wheelchair

 

[BrehWyatt]

Jeff is already moving like his time is coming due. It's easy to tell once the match begins. But the dude is massively over.

 

[Da_Eggman]

Darby got to do a lot to even get to Jeff level of fukked up

 

[The Rainmaker]

Jeff will have a tough old age. Yes, he has done some daredevil stuff but nothing really drastic. Still, all the things he did are piling up.

Darby still has time to stop but we know he won't. It's a matter of time before he does something really, really, REALLY stupid and fukks himself beyond repair.

In summary, Jeff's old age will be rough, and Darby won't have an old age if he keeps going like he does.

 

[Womb Raider]

Jeff is already moving like his time is coming due. It's easy to tell once the match begins. But the dude is massively over.

Bruh when he does the whisper in the wind

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Naito and Kota Ibushi are in worse shape than jeff hardy, and younger. I think Allin and Osprey will have a future or bad as those two.

 

[SmarkMero]

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Darby

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Didn't bring up Sir William because he's not doing lawn darts into steel or taking F5s on guardrails.

But yeah, all that flippy shyt bumping is gonna fukk him up too.

his neck

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Darby easily. Dude hates living and takes his frustrations out on the fukking ring.

Hardy is just immortal and immune to killing himself.