Damn! What the hell was Joe thinking when he wrote "All The Things"

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This nikka took simpology to a PhD level. This nikka took taking your girl and make it an artform.

A hundred million dollar treasure
I'd give the world to make you mine

I'd put a string of pearls right in your hand
Make love on a beach of jet black sand
Outside in the rain
We can do it all night

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I'll touch all the places he would not
And some you never knew
Would get you hot

Nothing is forbidden when we touch

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I'll take you out
On a night cruise
On a yacht
Just can't loose

Cause we got a lot to look forward to
One, two
Whatcha gonna do?
What good is a diamond nobody can see?
I hear he's got you on lockdown
But I got the master key

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I'll light up all the candles all around
Show me to the subway
I'll go down
Nothing can be sweeter
Than the sound of making love

Baby, when I start
I just can't stop
I love you
From the bottom to the top
Nothing is forbidden when we touch

Oooh, I got a jones in my bones for you
There ain't a damn thing that I won't do
I'll make your body cream
With my sex machine

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I won' stop until I hear your mother scream

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Mission Complete: Your girl has been taken.

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i never thought he was too ambitious on this song. In other words, it's not too far-fetched.

There's other R&B tracks that are more braggadocios.

Buy her some pearls, take her out on a boat trip, etc. That's Not too far out.


The mother part is weird tho :dwillhuh:







unless her mama is a dime too :shaq:
 
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