damn breh hoe just made me :shaq: :noah: :takedat: :wow: :to: :smugfavre: :jawalrus:

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some girl i kinda got a little crush on went on a few dates (got some sloppy toppy once cause she was on her period.) she sends me a text like "wanna chill tonight sexy" if u black like me u know chill = sex
so i text back like

"yeah lets chill" :shaq:

i go hop in the shower im in there like :noah: im finna bang those guts out :takedat:

by time i get out the shower i see a text that says "im so sorry that was meant for someone else"

im like :wow:

i hit her back like u serious ? she goes "yeah" im like :to:

i think about it like this hoe is damaged goods now that i know some other nikka is fukking tonight :smugfavre:


i text her like :wow: fukk u, u think im simping out hea wodie like mmsex to olivia pope shes like what is simping? who is mmsex ?

:childplease:

said dont hit me up again unless u show up to my crib in a trench coat naked underneath

then blocked and deleted her number :jawalrus:


some nikka prob jamming her baby maker with fluids as i type this post :scusthov:
 
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