Da Art of Longterm Storytellin' Part 2: HHH Babies v.s. the "mid" card.

Easy-E

TSC's Ric Flair | Heel
Supporter
Joined
Jun 8, 2012
Messages
53,891
Reputation
9,612
Daps
160,576
Reppin
Negativity (Kayfabe)
There's a Main Event, a Main Event B (M.E.B.) (Coming Soon)....there is no Mid-Card, there's a "mid" card.

HHH clearly is booking the shows like Saturday evening sitcoms with a main cast and a bunch of bit actors.

Rhea

CM Punk

Seth Rollins

Cody

Roman

Dame Priest

Gunther

etc, will always be on and booked decent to strong, but, boyyyy, the rest of the roster;

:wtf:

Let me start with the ladies and the new titles (I will be respectful and fair). Because it is not fair to them.

I repeat; it is not fair.

"It gives them something to do" is shifting the blame like someone is forcing Lavek to write the show the way he does.

Here is what the Women's US Title & IC Title division should look like (taking out ppl in tag teams, people who don't wrestle, Main Eventers and the M.E.B.)

SmackdownRAW
B-FabLyra Valkyria
Blair DavenportMaxxine Dupri
Candice LeRaeNatalya
Chelsea GreenNikki Cross
Piper NivenRaquel Rodriguez
MichinSonya Deville

No disrespect to these women, nobody will want to see these ppl more because a title (with no lineage) is on the line.

That's it. I won't go harder than that. They haven't done anything in a year.

You're supposed to book these women better throughout the year, not rely on a sympathy pop for maybe Michin or Chelsea Green (who deserved to be MITB).

There's zero chance Tiffany would cash in for this despite it making sense if she's gonna tease the Nia shyt all the time.

The Main Event on Smackdown is good.

The RAW Main Event is Rhea....and somebody for her to run around with.

Liv
will be fighting for the "mid" card title for the rest of her career after she drops it. Her booking is; run from Rhea and teenaged innuendo on Dominik.

This is the definition of "here, nigg*, damn!" type shyt.

:snoop:

Now, to a few of the fellas who actually get booked.

Again, the name of the series is Da Art of Storytelling; Lavek uses it as a tool to impress the internet.

The WWE is in the clip business and whether the story makes sense in the now, the internet will mine out every instance that a group of people interacted and go "LONG TERM STORYTELLING."

In Kayfabe, CM Punk hired the Shield to do his dirty work, used them up and let them go. But, they both were managed by Paul so any history is good :dahell:

Lemme quit, cuz I'm actually looking forward to the match and this is the about the "mid" card.

Lavek doesn't care about the tag team division.
  • Bloodline took the titles to make a storyline beat and dropped them to MCMG to say they were WWE Champs
  • Smackdown has two "fed up" tag teams mad at each other and not maybe The Bloodline or even Nick Aldis
  • RAW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • :laff: The JD'z been champs for damn near 200 days and have only had 4 matches...the show was 3 hours for most of their reign and these a$$holes are on every RAW
Again, there are no tag team matches regularly, the beef should be with the General Managers.

You just had Woods shuckin' and juvin' with the Alpha Academy. Now, he's mad his career ain't turn out better?



Now he's turning on his mans (for cheap pops) after 10 years ...and... the New Day does want after the breakup? Wood's gets a IC Title run as a heel? Kofie gets deep in the Royal Rumble then on to a high profile WM match?

I fukking love the New Day (even while thecoli called them co*ns for most their run...I peeped that before I became a regular watcher, again or poster in TSC) :mjpls:

Lavek just throws them in the microwave after not doing anything of substance since winnning the NXT Tag Titles. And we supposed to be geeked for a breakup...because it's happening? "Oh, Woods brought up Brock!!!!" :beli:

That plays right into the crowd that will watch strangers crash out and give random drama 100,000 retweets.

I'm sorry, this is dumb so late into their careers after going. Not one tag title run since Dec 2020? :dahell:

Lemme guess, two years in a row a brother v brother WM match? :beli:

But, I'll (let's say it together" "Let It Play Out"

The Wyatt 6....yea, they're beefing with the coldest group in the company. Nothing else to say.

The American Males, The American Males, The American Males...just wrestle. And that's cool. But, again, there's no reason to take them seriously when they survive the Wyatts and now they're losing to the LWO...speaking of the LWO...

WHAT WAS THE POINT IN SIGNING DRAGON LEE? Son isn't a great English speaker, fine. Zelina is right there!

He's the best lucdadore on the roster and is barely on TV.

I'm not even gonna bring up the rest of the tag team division because Lavek don't think they matter, why should I? Wait...

...for the homie @Silkk

Lavek, let your hate for Vince go and book Theory. Just book him on RAW and put him in a feud with Bron to turn babyface. It's time.

:kanye:

Look, all I hear about is "all the talent" that's it's too hard to book every body and all I see are shallow ideas (months long teased breakups and spooky shyt) and people that disappear for months on end (we give Tony Khan shyt for this) and people losing all the time and us being expected to take them serious as we know nothing about them.

The lower crust of the WWE is booked pretty bad.

IF you like the New Day stuff, I can understand, but, none of the rest of this stuff is defensible as compelling television.

Next week; I'll conclude my series of rants on the Main Event talent...and it'll be way more positive :steviej::steviej::steviej:



BTW, Lavek is a sick man with sick thoughts for booking Ron Killings like a retarded child. That shyt pisses me off.
 

MenacingMonk

Tranquilo
Joined
May 7, 2012
Messages
61,700
Reputation
7,857
Daps
134,894
Reppin
West where the Sunsets
You couldn’t just update your old thread? :skip:

Honestly, I don’t get why people still watch and type out paragraphs of something they have so much negativity and frustration towards. Just tune out. :dwillhuh:
 

Easy-E

TSC's Ric Flair | Heel
Supporter
Joined
Jun 8, 2012
Messages
53,891
Reputation
9,612
Daps
160,576
Reppin
Negativity (Kayfabe)
You couldn’t just update your old thread? :skip:

Honestly, I don’t get why people still watch and type out paragraphs of something they have so much negativity and frustration towards. Just tune out. :dwillhuh:

We could get in a circular argument and I can ask why don't you just tune out my thread.

:patrice:
 

Easy-E

TSC's Ric Flair | Heel
Supporter
Joined
Jun 8, 2012
Messages
53,891
Reputation
9,612
Daps
160,576
Reppin
Negativity (Kayfabe)
I do. I didn’t read this thread or the last, but I just had to come in here and let that be known.
Breh, the thread took 10 minutes between watching basketball tonite

TSC can't be constant ass kissing and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, cinema all damn day

Damn, mane

Let me cook

:why::why::why:
 

MenacingMonk

Tranquilo
Joined
May 7, 2012
Messages
61,700
Reputation
7,857
Daps
134,894
Reppin
West where the Sunsets
Breh, the thread took 10 minutes between watching basketball tonite

TSC can't be constant ass kissing and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, cinema all damn day

Damn, mane

Let me cook

:why::why::why:

I’m all for criticism when it’s needed, but there’s a quick post and rants like this. I don’t understand why mu fukkas write newspaper articles filled with complaints and issues and STILL wanna watch the product they don’t have control over. This is just like the mid-late 2010s where dudes would complain and still watch.

Just take a break. Ive cut back my time on here and it’s been good to step away from all the bytching and stooging. :ahh:
 

Silkk

Thats My Quarterback :to:
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
192,996
Reputation
19,624
Daps
487,573
I’m all for criticism when it’s needed, but there’s a quick post and rants like this. I don’t understand why mu fukkas write newspaper articles filled with complaints and issues and STILL wanna watch the product they don’t have control over. This is just like the mid-late 2010s where dudes would complain and still watch.

Just take a break. Ive cut back my time on here and it’s been good to step away from all the bytching and stooging. :ahh:
Lol yet anytime AEW is slightly criticized….
 

MenacingMonk

Tranquilo
Joined
May 7, 2012
Messages
61,700
Reputation
7,857
Daps
134,894
Reppin
West where the Sunsets
Lol yet anytime AEW is slightly criticized….
Here goes this a$$hole to try to start shyt. Ho ass Female shyt. :scust:


And since you wanna start shyt, I’ve criticized AEW and also “defended” them over dumbass complaints like the ones you talk about. Always finding something to bytch about. :scust:

“Where’s Okada?”

“Where’s Abadon?”

“Why is this going on instead of this.”

“Push Ishii.”

I thought you had me on ignore, weirdo? :skip:
 

Silkk

Thats My Quarterback :to:
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
192,996
Reputation
19,624
Daps
487,573
Here goes this a$$hole to try to start shyt. Ho ass Female shyt. :scust:


And since you wanna start shyt, I’ve criticized AEW and also “defended” them over dumbass complaints like the ones you talk about. Always finding something to bytch about. :scust:

I thought you had me on ignore, weirdo? :skip:
See what I mean…
 

MenacingMonk

Tranquilo
Joined
May 7, 2012
Messages
61,700
Reputation
7,857
Daps
134,894
Reppin
West where the Sunsets
See what I mean…
Where am I defending AEW? I pointed out I criticize AEW when it’s needed and call out dumbass complainers like you. Leave it to Silky the Clown to turn this into something about me and involving AEW. :scust:

Your bullshyt is one of the reasons this sub is bushes status.
 

Silkk

Thats My Quarterback :to:
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
192,996
Reputation
19,624
Daps
487,573
Where am I defending AEW? I pointed out I criticize AEW when it’s needed and call out dumbass complainers like you. Leave it to Silky the Clown to turn this into something about me and involving AEW. :scust:

Your bullshyt is one of the reasons this sub is shyt.


shannon-sharpe-pointing.gif
 
Top