D Clay vs Clutch Robinson (Round 1) Vote!!!

[Brooklynzson]

@D Clay
@Clutch Robinson

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[Mr Rager]

I'll go ahead and set it off

BACKSTORY

@D Clay made a thread dissing his "homeboy" for making a video with all PAWGS in it

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-...-he-a-c00n-with-all-these-cac-bytches.329394/

But wait... hol' up.... this same dude put D Clay on one of his tracks for his mixtape

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-you-like-lyricism-check-me-out.339069/#post-14409134

But wait...hol' up again...ain't this D Clay (aka Massaka) ON STAGE with the same dude he was talking shyt about...




So, the dude puts you on stage with him, let's you eat off his mixtape, and you post up on the Coli talking shyt and dissing the dude? Why D Clay why? Is it jealousy? You mad you weren't in the video with all them PAWGS? Let's talk about it



This punk ass nikka D Clay
I'm bout to get it
Clutch
D Clay you fake bruh
You know you fukked up right

You getting bodied by a nikka sound like Carlton Banks
'Parties' over little nikka now I'm taking your 'cake'
I wanted a good opponent but they chose you
So for the next 2 minutes I'll expose you

I checked your youtube and that shyt is doodoo
Tyler Perry got more 'plays' than you do
Mayweather to Pac you lack the skills to take me
Ya Soundcloud filled with more 'ass' than 'Kakey'

You're a Drake, a fake, a phony, a lame,
Your only claim to fame is jocking off your homeboy's name
D Clay in the background up in a rage
Jealous cuz his homie's video get comments and plays

You sit alone every night with all that hate in your 'chest' (chess)
Mad as fukk cuz your "rookie" ass ain't getting success
Envy is a sin nikka get the "bishop" to pray
"Check" yourself D Clay, Clutch can show you the way

You're a Judas to Jesus, Brutus to Ceaser
Game to a 50, when he 'Shyne' (shine) you act 'Diddy' (saditty)
You're the worst type of nikka you can have in the crew
When O'Jays wrote “Backstabber” they were talking about you

You the type of the dude to post up in the back of the club
And hate on other nikkas when women start showing them love
Then go home and tell your friends “man that shyt was whack, and the hoes were acting stank, man I ain't going back”

'School's' out there's no doubt that Clay's killed
Drop bars like Bill Cosby drop pills
Put D Clay to the 'test' and 'failed'
Talk shyt behind nikkas backs like females

Your man put you on his mixtape now you throwin him shade
When he's looking out trying to get his broke homie paid?
You're a Clippers fan too, how many L's can you take?
Now we understand the reason why you rep “L”A

You just took another L Breh Clutch is the winner
He saw my name and turned to a p*ssy like Caitlin Jenner

bytch
That was D Clay diss
Platinum Rollie on my wrist
Codeine come out when I piss
Clutch

 

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

But check out yo boy @Clutch Robinson

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/no-homo-but-i-like-a-woman-with-a-lil-bass-in-her-voice.319024/



Welcome to thecoli.com or coli.c00n
If you down to be a fukkboy thecoli got room
fukk it, thecoli got threads of bytches givin head
And nikkas with 6 certs that's always gettin bread

Don't believe what they said half these nikkas is fags
Some of them nikkas is queer the rest dress in drag
shyt I even seen a thread where @Clutch Robinson said
He prefer a bytch with a voice deeper than his, swear

It's fukk you Clutch
Most nikkas want pawgs but clutch want a butch
Rosie O'donnell, Orange is the new black
You too wack, tattoo queer life on yo chest, now you 2 pack(pac)

I hope you get double Mel Gibsoned, you ask what's that??
That's when 2 packs of wild nikkas rape you into two halves
One name Clutch, the other named Robinson
I'm Tim Duncan(dunkin) on this nikka I'm winnin despite Robinson

nikka I'm Batman, you not even Robin's son
fukk it Robin's yo grand dad you could be Robin's son son
I'm about to rob and son son
How the fukk are you clutch and you ain't won none

The gun club just accepted me in
And said do a drive by on this nikka to win
Gave me the keys to the Benz, showed me shift to switch gears
I said bet, but it's only one thing that I fear

I never drove a car with stick shift and such
They said we don't give a fukk just pop the clutch(@Clutch Robinson)

So when I'm poppin up you better drop and duck
Or you'll see all kinda different gats, it's like a gun pot luck

Look I'm just playin I only got one .40
But I know Jiu Jitsu just like @Mowgli
Ain't nothin you can show me, I seen everything
You can have 100,000 comments and say everything

You can be a beauty queen in jet magazine
Have no kids your real hair and cook and clean
You can dress your ass off and yo walk is mean
Only thing wrong ma when you on the scene
@Clutch Robinson don't want you unless your voice is deep

He moist his sheets
Wet dreamin off male penis, he Ennis Cosby

Catchin this coli homi, the dalai lama and Farrakhan be, in the back of my mind like
Don't body your brother probably his mommy was second sloppies in an orgy
And his poppy wanted him aborted
But his mama ignored him
And his Poppy tried to destroy him
But he survived with all these disorders
And his mind is distorted

So he's on message boards with
Worst than horse shyt for his posts
And most his, intentions are good
I'm like maybe I should just layoff

But maybe not, I'm tryna be a coli legend
I'm in every thread I'm omnipresent
I'll die and come back in a garment, I'm Reinscarfin' (@Emperor_ReinScarf)
Why would I stop when I can when a battle just fartin'

That's that stinky flow
I don't know what you think you know, but Majesty is my negro
We been amigos since yay old
When our mamas used to make us wear play clothes
We used to play hide and go chase hoes

You was probably checkin little girls adams apples
Hopin that Amanda sound like Adam
With gravel stuck in her thorax talkin like Froggy from Little Rascals
So I ask you

Was it smart to step up??
I'm tryna be a coli legend get my dap and rep
So I suggest you jus shut up 'fore you get negged up

 

[Dat Bruh Bill]

gonna check these out on my lunch break

 

[smARTmouf]

Accapella is a cop out IMO...That's probably the only reason this may be closer than it is...

I liked D Clay's approach, seemed more seasoned, but bars were not hitting off the first listen

Clutch did his thing....struggled on the beat, but i can't really judge him on that because D Clay didn't have a beat to fall off of...

I need to marinate some more...

 

[Dat Bruh Bill]

best battle so far

liked both tracks, i'ma give it to @Clutch Robinson though. Felt the beat and the lyrics
@D Clay did his thing though, wasn't feeling the accapella. Woulda been better on a beat. Also you went on too long in the intro
You also sound scarily similar to a Jack Splatter

 

[Strawberry]

I'll go ahead and set it off

BACKSTORY

@D Clay made a thread dissing his "homeboy" for making a video with all PAWGS in it

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-...-he-a-c00n-with-all-these-cac-bytches.329394/

But wait... hol' up.... this same dude put D Clay on one of his tracks for his mixtape

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-you-like-lyricism-check-me-out.339069/#post-14409134

But wait...hol' up again...ain't this D Clay (aka Massaka) ON STAGE with the same dude he was talking shyt about...




So, the dude puts you on stage with him, let's you eat off his mixtape, and you post up on the Coli talking shyt and dissing the dude? Why D Clay why? Is it jealousy? You mad you weren't in the video with all them PAWGS? Let's talk about it



This punk ass nikka D Clay
I'm bout to get it
Clutch
D Clay you fake bruh
You know you fukked up right

You getting bodied by a nikka sound like Carlton Banks
'Parties' over little nikka now I'm taking your 'cake'
I wanted a good opponent but they chose you
So for the next 2 minutes I'll expose you

I checked your youtube and that shyt is doodoo
Tyler Perry got more 'plays' than you do
Mayweather to Pac you lack the skills to take me
Ya Soundcloud filled with more 'ass' than 'Kakey'

You're a Drake, a fake, a phony, a lame,
Your only claim to fame is jocking off your homeboy's name
D Clay in the background up in a rage
Jealous cuz his homie's video get comments and plays

You sit alone every night with all that hate in your 'chest' (chess)
Mad as fukk cuz your "rookie" ass ain't getting success
Envy is a sin nikka get the "bishop" to pray
"Check" yourself D Clay, Clutch can show you the way

You're a Judas to Jesus, Brutus to Ceaser
Game to a 50, when he 'Shyne' (shine) you act 'Diddy' (saditty)
You're the worst type of nikka you can have in the crew
When O'Jays wrote “Backstabber” they were talking about you

You the type of the dude to post up in the back of the club
And hate on other nikkas when women start showing them love
Then go home and tell your friends “man that shyt was whack, and the hoes were acting stank, man I ain't going back”

'School's' out there's no doubt that Clay's killed
Drop bars like Bill Cosby drop pills
Put D Clay to the 'test' and 'failed'
Talk shyt behind nikkas backs like females

Your man put you on his mixtape now you throwin him shade
When he's looking out trying to get his broke homie paid?
You're a Clippers fan too, how many L's can you take?
Now we understand the reason why you rep “L”A

You just took another L Breh Clutch is the winner
He saw my name and turned to a p*ssy like Caitlin Jenner

bytch
That was D Clay diss
Platinum Rollie on my wrist
Codeine come out when I piss
Clutch

This is totally random but I mentioned Caitlin Jenner in my freestyle too!

 

[Strawberry]

I'm readin this thread like
Where the fukk is D Clay's freestyle?

Then I realize he's on my ignore list .


@Clutch Robinson FTW!!!

 

[Strawberry]

@D Clay you neggin me cuz I got you on ignore?

fukkin bytch boy, @Clutch Robinson smoked you for breakfast and you clearly losin this battle

You mad breh?

No need to reply, I put you back on ignore after I listened to your shytty & poorly recorded acapella
Loser

(Literally)

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

@Clutch Robinson had more Ammo than Meek Mill did and stuck to only a disloyal angle

And his rappin' was ehh


@D Clay

with your 2 minute Radio DJ monologe. nikka, I don't wanna know your thoughts, dreams, and ambitions RAP nikka!!!

But when U did rap, you were clearly the better rapper. Woulda prefered a beat, but you did enough to win this battle, so

Gotta go with @D Clay

 

[knickscrusaderm]

@D Clay it's just the first round nikka damn .

 

[bigrodthe1]

D Clay put me to sleep on the intro...decent bars. Didn't feel the acapella angle. Cluth was cool. Voted clutch

 

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

@D Clay it's just the first round nikka damn .

lol....do I get your vote??

 

[knickscrusaderm]

lol....do I get your vote??

 

[Troublesome]

I really don't know who to vote for.
@D Clay that intro was way too long. I feel like your lines hit harder, but I wish you would've put it to some music.
@Clutch Robinson thought you had some good lines, but i wasn't feeling the delivery. And you struggled with the beat at times, but like @smARTmouf said, I can't really penalize you since @D Clay didn't even attempt to rap over a beat.

Overall, I'd say Clutch was more creative so he gets my vote.