Cut buddy wins again. Bish is undefeated.

[Ghost Utmost]

My "friend" has been acting up lately. We understood from the gate that we are just gonna meet up and sex fight every now and again cause neither of us can give enough to be in a "relationship". For instance, most weeks we have exactly 3 hours on a weekday after work to see each other. Not alot of time for activities.. other than naked ones.

So shyt has been pissing me off and I have been like : I need a wifey wifey.

Soooo.. had lunch with the homie, his lady, and her friend from work. Went real well. The friend from work is wide open, fit, an ass that I was dying to smack even upon first meeting..

And then.

Homie's gf started calling him asking why I hadn't texted the work friend. He didn't like that at all. For her to be asking about me.

Later, I had my weekly meeting with cut buddy so I vanished from the grid for a few hours. Upon my return I learn that the work friend had the homie's gf ask him where I was.

He really didn't like that shyt.

So I have decided that double dates and having the homie or his girl in any way involved in my love life is not a productive path. So if I'm smart I will leave the work friend alone completely.

Or if I can convince her to creep on all fours and keep her mouth shut about me, maybe I can feed her some lovin on the low low.

But either way:

Cut buddy never has met the homie, doesn't know anyone that I know in town, is not involved in the day to day existence at all. And that seems to be the most comfortable way to position a lover. Far from everything else in life. So no messiness spills into real life stuff.

I think the homie and his girl are beefing now. Meanwhile the work friend is texting me callin me daddy and shyt. I'm prolly gonna try shutting her up and see if I can creep. But if I hear one word from the homie that she mentioned me (like if she asks his girl to ask him something about me) I have to cut her off.

I'm smart tho. I have a feeling that my lil cut buddy has won without firing a shot. Just by being mad cool.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

This was a confusing ass post, breh.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

This was a confusing ass post, breh.

My close friend. A male. Tried to set me up with HIS gf's (female) friend from work (female).

Double date. Me, the homie, and the two females.

The female that likes me asks his girlfriend where I am. The girlfriend calls my homie and asks him where I am. The homie does not like his gf asking him about me.

Meanwhile I have a little chick I been smushing. She doesn't have alot of time so all I get is some hot action 1x per week.

Now I realize that the 1x per week might be plenty. In trying to arrange a new bish I have stirred up some contraversy and it will only get more mixed up the more I get involved with my homies gf's work friend.

Thanks for the notes. Thanks for reading.

 

[TRFG]

Hold up.. I thought you were talking about this Cut Buddy

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Hold up.. I thought you were talking about this Cut Buddy

My slang is a little too cryptic apparently.

Cut means fukc

My cut buddy is a woman that likes to have sex with me, but we don't do ANY of the other things that couples do. No dinner. No TV night. Strictly sex. On the run. Late night. Middle afternoon. Whenever she wants me to, I come over and after I squirt on her I wipe up and hop back in the car.

So it's not very fulfilling from the human connection standpoint, but I am starting to see that it has huge benefits. Absolutely zero blowback into my real life.

 

[ridedolo]

This shyt is horribly written. Could barely understand wtf is going on

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

Long story short your homie is a hating ass bytch



My homie woulda been gave me the scoop and dapped me up after I smashed that hoe

 

[...o3]

...because your boy's gf is friends with the girl she's trying to hook you up with, it might be best that you just let the work friend know that you're not seeking anything serious, but you'd be down to see how well her back can stand up to a category 5 blow out storm.

 

[Waldo Geraldo Faldo]

My "friend" has been acting up lately. We understood from the gate that we are just gonna meet up and sex fight every now and again cause neither of us can give enough to be in a "relationship". For instance, most weeks we have exactly 3 hours on a weekday after work to see each other. Not alot of time for activities.. other than naked ones.

So shyt has been pissing me off and I have been like : I need a wifey wifey.

Soooo.. had lunch with the homie, his lady, and her friend from work. Went real well. The friend from work is wide open, fit, an ass that I was dying to smack even upon first meeting..

And then.

Homie's gf started calling him asking why I hadn't texted the work friend. He didn't like that at all. For her to be asking about me.

Later, I had my weekly meeting with cut buddy so I vanished from the grid for a few hours. Upon my return I learn that the work friend had the homie's gf ask him where I was.

He really didn't like that shyt.

So I have decided that double dates and having the homie or his girl in any way involved in my love life is not a productive path. So if I'm smart I will leave the work friend alone completely.

Or if I can convince her to creep on all fours and keep her mouth shut about me, maybe I can feed her some lovin on the low low.

But either way:

Cut buddy never has met the homie, doesn't know anyone that I know in town, is not involved in the day to day existence at all. And that seems to be the most comfortable way to position a lover. Far from everything else in life. So no messiness spills into real life stuff.

I think the homie and his girl are beefing now. Meanwhile the work friend is texting me callin me daddy and shyt. I'm prolly gonna try shutting her up and see if I can creep. But if I hear one word from the homie that she mentioned me (like if she asks his girl to ask him something about me) I have to cut her off.

I'm smart tho. I have a feeling that my lil cut buddy has won without firing a shot. Just by being mad cool.

Why is you homie tight about his girl asking you a question?

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Why is you homie tight about his girl asking you a question?

I know the shyt was confusing.

Sorry Brehs.

He's mad cause his girl is asking him about me. Where I am, what I'm doing.

We all realize that she's asking cause her homegirl likes me and wants to find me, but still.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

...because your boy's gf is friends with the girl she's trying to hook you up with, it might be best that you just let the work friend know that you're not seeking anything serious, but you'd be down to see how well her back can stand up to a category 5 blow out storm.

This is on my short list of ways to go here.

This reads like you understood the OP, so that's good. Some Sibs were thrown off.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Said u want a wifey
Find a potential one that is clearly into u but u playing her cold

 

[75 Others]

My "friend" has been acting up lately. We understood from the gate that we are just gonna meet up and sex fight every now and again cause neither of us can give enough to be in a "relationship". For instance, most weeks we have exactly 3 hours on a weekday after work to see each other. Not alot of time for activities.. other than naked ones.

So shyt has been pissing me off and I have been like : I need a wifey wifey.

Soooo.. had lunch with the homie, his lady, and her friend from work. Went real well. The friend from work is wide open, fit, an ass that I was dying to smack even upon first meeting..

And then.

Homie's gf started calling him asking why I hadn't texted the work friend. He didn't like that at all. For her to be asking about me.

Later, I had my weekly meeting with cut buddy so I vanished from the grid for a few hours. Upon my return I learn that the work friend had the homie's gf ask him where I was.

He really didn't like that shyt.

So I have decided that double dates and having the homie or his girl in any way involved in my love life is not a productive path. So if I'm smart I will leave the work friend alone completely.

Or if I can convince her to creep on all fours and keep her mouth shut about me, maybe I can feed her some lovin on the low low.

But either way:

Cut buddy never has met the homie, doesn't know anyone that I know in town, is not involved in the day to day existence at all. And that seems to be the most comfortable way to position a lover. Far from everything else in life. So no messiness spills into real life stuff.

I think the homie and his girl are beefing now. Meanwhile the work friend is texting me callin me daddy and shyt. I'm prolly gonna try shutting her up and see if I can creep. But if I hear one word from the homie that she mentioned me (like if she asks his girl to ask him something about me) I have to cut her off.

I'm smart tho. I have a feeling that my lil cut buddy has won without firing a shot. Just by being mad cool.

This + title =

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Said u want a wifey
Find a potential one that is clearly into u but u playing her cold

Excellent point.

But the commotion created from one lunch meeting informs me about the future of this endeavor.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

This + title =

I know man.

My 'no strings attached sex friend' has won

(against other prettier, wealthier bishes)

She won by being mad cool and not giving me any headaches.

I went on a double date in my real world - with people close to me/in my social circles - and after less than 24 hours there's drama afoot.