Crazy S##T You've Said/Done To Women That They Let You Get Away With

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We've all had those moments where we do or say some shyt to a bytch that she should leave us for, but somehow, someway, the bytch stays like good girl and dont go NOWHERE. :blessed: shyts incredible and a true testament to a mans power over her.

I said to this chick one time.

*pshhh i might make your mom my second wife*

She said
*thats disrespectful*

Before suckin this duhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik. shyts hilarious sometimes the shyt these chicks let you get away with.

Told another chick. Can i smash your friend? Let me take her to Vegas. This chick, ASKED THE bytch if i could take her to Vegas. Im sittin in the cut like, :heh: :blessed: and ol girl told her.

*be careful what you wish for*

:skip:

These chicks.

Add on.
 
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that's it breh?

I choke bytches and get away with it.
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"make me a chicken dinner bytch!
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put some makeup on that neck!
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you bet not tell nobody either bytch!
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u kno I do it cause I love you, right boo-boo?
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well yeah, females you're in a relationship will let you get away with sht that would prolly get you arrested if you tried it with a brand new chick you just met.

A couple of stories with broads I met that night:

One time at this frat party I was feeling especially bold, and mischievous so I tapped my boy on the shoulder and told him follow me. I went up to this white girl and Im like...

Me: Hey Hoodini! :pachaha:

Her: :what:

Me: Whoodini! :pachaha:

Her: What the fck are you talking about, thats not my name :pacspit:

Yeah it is, because tonight you're gunna make my dikk disappear in your mouth :steviej: (technically I think hoodini was an escape artist and not an illusionist, but she got the picture)

Her: :birdman:
Her: :birdman:

Her: :birdman:

Her...........:russ: ....thats hilarious! Ive never had someone come up to me, with something so freaky and clever.


We split up that night, but later on she found me and was like "hey, you ready for some magic tricks". It backfired tho, because her friend made it her mission that night to c-block: I overheard her saying "YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH SOME a$$hole THAT CAME UP TO YOU AND TOLD YOU TO SUCK HIS dikk LATER"


Second story, I met this girl at another party and I could tell she was about that action. Shes with a couple of friends, as was I, and we all decided to go to her house. We all climb in the back, and the girl lies across all of our laps in the backseat, with her bottom half facing me, and her ass sitting on my lap. Im liqued (surprise), so it seemed like a great idea to start fingering her (she was wearing a mini skirt). 1 finger, then 2 fingers....etc. Im goin in on this car ride, and just having a great ass time with it, and in my own perverted world. We arrive at the destination, and she hops out and yells at me: "You're lucky i like you....that was INAPPROPRIATE!". Sht was funny as hell.
 
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When I was in high school...i got caught cheating and I told my bytch I was just practicing my stroke game so it can be the best it can be for her.







She let it slide :pachaha:
 
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when i was 16 i told my girl i really like her but i'm attracted to this other girl as well. she asked me what does that mean? i said i wanted to do stuff with the other chick. she got sad but told me she loves me and that she understands i have needs and that as long as she remains my girl i can do my thing. i didn't fukk the other girl but i swear that shyt touched me...

"this is before :hamster:, this is all fact..."
 
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No_bammer_weed said:
well yeah, females you're in a relationship will let you get away with sht that would prolly get you arrested if you tried it with a brand new chick you just met.

A couple of stories with broads I met that night:

One time at this frat party I was feeling especially bold, and mischievous so I tapped my boy on the shoulder and told him follow me. I went up to this white girl and Im like...

Me: Hey Hoodini! :pachaha:

Her: :what:

Me: Whoodini! :pachaha:

Her: What the fck are you talking about, thats not my name :pacspit:

Yeah it is, because tonight you're gunna make my dikk disappear in your mouth :steviej: (technically I think hoodini was an escape artist and not an illusionist, but she got the picture)

Her: :birdman:
Her: :birdman:

Her: :birdman:

Her...........:russ: ....thats hilarious! Ive never had someone come up to me, with something so freaky and clever.


We split up that night, but later on she found me and was like "hey, you ready for some magic tricks". It backfired tho, because her friend made it her mission that night to c-block: I overheard her saying "YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH SOME @sshole THAT CAME UP TO YOU AND TOLD YOU TO SUCK HIS dikk LATER"
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LOL yeaah any good female friend would say that!
 
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This bytch tryin to snatch food out of my hand knocked over a glass of oj i had on my coffee table onto the carpet. I told her to stand there and let me throw a glass of water in her face............She did, and after i had her lookin like she took a hose to the face we went in my room and fukked where she got mad cuz i bust in 5 minutes. Tight indigenous peruvian amazonian bytch
 
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A female can pretty much get away with saying anything. Atleast I do. "Hey whore," "You still being a slut after all these years?" "Your boyfriend is gonna get tired of your loose pum pum, you need to do some kegels"
 
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when i was in college, i was at Phoenix night club in Houston (H-Town heads know what i'm talking about :obama:). i was BEYOND lit in that bytch. there was a girl standing on the edge of the dancefloor with 2 of her friends. she had a GLORIOUS ass :wow:. i walked up behind her, put my arms around her waist, pulled her really close to me and whispered in her right ear.

me: :shaq: you feel that, babygirl?
her: :wtf: uh....yeah...:merchant:
me: *grinds on her* let's skip all the small talk and get right down to business. i'm attracted to you and you're obviously attracted to me because i'm standing behind you grinding my dikk on your ass and you haven't stopped me yet. we should get to know each other a little better later on after we leave here tonight. *then i kiss her on the neck with a slight suck*
her: *turns around and faces me* :obama:okay.
me: *cuffs that ass* :shaq:
her friends: :dwillhuh::comeon:

i didn't smash her that night because her friends cock blocked me. but i hit it later that week...:blessed::pachaha:
 
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