Craziest convo with a crazy person you had?(post highlights)

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Yesterday, I was at the laundry mat. I had sat down and an older gentlemen came up to me and said "How you doing sir? Can I have my seat back?" Embarrassed, I apologized and then he told me it was cool and I could sit there.

Then he went on a rant of how he was had just got back from Afghanistan. Now, I may have believed him but when looked at his face that niguh was :old:. Gray hairs everywhere. Told me he retiring next year and he been in the military 29 years. He joined when he was 17 but yet claimed to be 54 years old. He graduated from high school when he was 16. And I'm thinking:snoop:. I can add bro and that doesn't add up. Then he told me how he was :snooze: women over there and that they had crabs. But he just brushed them off and kept going in. Then he told me this story about he told his commanders to "f" off and went on a mission solo like he was :bustback:. And hearing his story it sounded just like Rambo. And this dude was 100% serious. Now he did have a green duffle bag so maybe he was in the military back in the day (he said he's in the Navy). And he flew in on Thanskgiving day. And it only took 12 hours to go to Afg. to Selfridge. What's the craziest thing a mentally ill person has told you?
 

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I was in NWK penn station and this dude came up to me.

He was looking for directions to catch the bus to his mom's crib.

He was telling me how he's been locked up for 16 years and he just got out for beating a dude to death for rapping his sister

The whole time I'm looking at breh like :merchant: word breh

He then told me something happened with his mother and he trying to get there immediately and "HOPE" he doesn't have to go back to jail

:whoo: I seen the rage and frustration in that man's eyes

whoever started fukking with breh's mom:ufdup:

He a killer and they didn't even know:pachaha:
 
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